Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 24, 2008 9:56:21 am PDT #1183 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ooooh! I hope they say it again soon cause I haven't danced in weeks!

Thanks for the sanity check.


EpicTangent - Mar 24, 2008 9:58:10 am PDT #1184 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

If nothing else, Aimee, this gives you a chance to use the Mother's Curse early...

I hope your kid acts JUST like this...


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2008 10:00:39 am PDT #1185 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Thanks for the sanity check.

Always remember: People? Assclowns. That's what I attribute their rude-as-fuck comment to.


Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:01:12 am PDT #1186 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I sort of did. I said, "Wait til Your Kid is three." He says, "I don't know My Kid is a pretty easy going awesome kid."

"So was Em".


Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:01:30 am PDT #1187 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Always remember: People? Assclowns. That's what I attribute their rude-as-fuck comment to.

Need a t-shirt.


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2008 10:03:32 am PDT #1188 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

He says, "I don't know My Kid is a pretty easy going awesome kid."

Oh, BINGO! That statement is *totally* what I said before -- because Em doesn't act exactly like his perfect precious angel, she must be Not Right In The Head.

Assclown.


amych - Mar 24, 2008 10:05:22 am PDT #1189 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, His Kid just hasn't yet got to the age where pants are evil.


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2008 10:07:57 am PDT #1190 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Aimee, just wait until his kid flips out and refuses to wear blue shirts (or something equally random yet kidlike). Then you can suggest that the kid has emotional problems.

Or, you could be a better person than me, and just be nice and commiserate.


-t - Mar 24, 2008 10:08:37 am PDT #1191 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like a lot of fun, connie. Vegas, baby, Vegas!

What a bizarre thing for someone to say, Aimee. Very WTF


Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:09:49 am PDT #1192 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Or, you could be a better person than me, and just be nice and commiserate.

Bwahahaha. Need I remind you of my pillow that says, "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me."?