Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Mar 23, 2008 4:48:11 am PDT #1071 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy Easter!

Happy belated birthday, Pete!

Harvey-purrs to all and sundry!


Amy - Mar 23, 2008 4:50:19 am PDT #1072 of 10001
Because books.

We've had an egg hunt (punctuated with horrible coughing, since we're all sick) and the enormous chocolate bunnies are being sampled even as I type this. I got a picture of Sara in her bunny ears, too. (And, um, her Halloween pajama pants.)

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating!


Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2008 5:15:06 am PDT #1073 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

And I also know that you are an amazing, sexy, fascinating woman, and, as such, it IS going to come to pass that someone you fancy will fancy you right back. I know that sounds like trite bullshit that's easy for someone in a relationship to say, but I mean it. And I don't mean it in a trite way.

Yes, this.

but I do think that it's inarguable that I would both BE and FEEL much more attractive and hopeful if I weren't so damned overweight.

I think that is entirely arguable! As far as the being attractive. It breaks my heart that you feel so unattractive. Due to it being a LIE!

Because if it weren't for the weight thing, I would feel pretty hopeful about my chances - I think we have quite a bit in common. But personality is NOT everything, and sexual attraction has a lot to do with physical appearances.

And some people are attracted to women who aren't petite or perfectly fit. I know lots of women who are overweight- myself oh so definitely included- who have relationships with partners that are cool, wonderful, attractive and think their fat partner is sexy and beautiful.

Like Tep says, it sucks and feels so lonely sometimes when you haven't found your lobster and it seems like everyone else has. But I agree it's more about timing (and really not so much about how much you weigh.)


Beverly - Mar 23, 2008 6:10:10 am PDT #1074 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Like Tep says, it sucks and feels so lonely sometimes when you haven't found your lobster and it seems like everyone else has. But I agree it's more about timing (and really not so much about how much you weigh.)

We are very wise. For lo, we speak truth.

Happy Belated, oh Loomy One! I hope your year is filled with the things that gladden your heart and strengthen your muahaha!

I'm very excited, tomorrow is my favorite holiday. It only comes three times a year--Half Price Candy Day! After Valentine's, after Halloween, and after Easter!


Jen - Mar 23, 2008 6:22:01 am PDT #1075 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Fay, I think of it this way when I feel myself go down that path--if I were skinny, I wouldn't have (for free!) a set of boobs that some women pay $15,000 for.

You are smoking hot exactly the way you are.


Laga - Mar 23, 2008 6:32:01 am PDT #1076 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my roommate lost by descision. I hear it was a hell of a fight.

edit: Oh yeah, Happy Easter!


sj - Mar 23, 2008 6:36:15 am PDT #1077 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Easter!!! for everyone who celebrates it. Happy Sunday!!! to everyone else. I exchanged Easter baskets with TCG this morning, and now we're headed to Mom's. My cousin and her baby decided at the last minute that they couldn't make it, so it's not quite what I was looking forward too. However, Mom made lots of yummy food, I'm sure.


Anne W. - Mar 23, 2008 6:59:37 am PDT #1078 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Minor tragedy in preparations for Easter dinner: There were too many malted chocolate eggs for the candy dish designated for them.

Ah, well. At least it's easily corrected.

munch munch munch

Now the trick is going to be staying the hell away from the Jordan Almonds. Pretending there never were any almonds is not an option, alas, as I stupidly told my stepmother I had some.


CaBil - Mar 23, 2008 7:01:08 am PDT #1079 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Happy Birthday Pete!


d - Mar 23, 2008 7:23:00 am PDT #1080 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Happy Easter!

My bike ride went well, although it's quite chilly outside.

My cupcakes are delicious! I've only done the white cake lavender ones so far. I can't stop eating them however!

Now I'm having spaghetti squash and melty pepper jack cheese. Yum! Then it's talk with my mom, hopefully hit the bike store, and Party!

Hope you had a fantastic birthday, Adorablest of Loomy.