Stop means no. And no means no. So . . . stop.

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2008 10:14:45 am PDT #1005 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's not your fault your iron is low.

I blame Iron Man.


-t - Mar 22, 2008 10:20:36 am PDT #1006 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

For some Purim parties, going in drag would be appropriate.

Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever an iron can...


Hil R. - Mar 22, 2008 10:21:25 am PDT #1007 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Then at 9AM a friend called to invite me to a Purim party and dinner at the temple. What does one wear??

Nice-casual, like slacks and a sweater, with option of adding something costumey, like a feather boa or Mardi Gras mask. Or just a costume.


Hil R. - Mar 22, 2008 10:23:29 am PDT #1008 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

For some Purim parties, going in drag would be appropriate.

-t is not wrong here. Brooklyn on Thursday night would have been full of rabbis with beards and dresses. (For some reason, a huge number of ultra-orthdox men interpret "wear a costume" as "wear a dress.")


meara - Mar 22, 2008 10:33:49 am PDT #1009 of 10001

Hah! I think I will head for the "nice-casual" side of things. Would devil horns be an inappropriate sort of costumey bit? Given that my friend is trans, I'm guessing this is not an Orthodox temple or anything, but he also is going to this because his uncle really wanted him to, and they were going to go together, but the uncle had open heart surgery last night. Madness!


Pix - Mar 22, 2008 10:41:54 am PDT #1010 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I really don't want to be out here at sea right now. I want to be home with Kristin and my kitty.
You'll be home tomorrow.

Be prepared, he looks pretty awful. I have a huge bag of medications and instructions for him. He has to go in to have his pain patch removed on Monday, and his stitches will come out in two weeks, which is also how long he has to be confined in his crate. Despite his pain, his still our kitty. He's stretched out on a towel on the bed with me right now, purring his head off. We had one nasty moment when I accidently brushed up against his staples and he growled and tried to bite me and was obviously in huge pain (despite morphine), but he's settled down again now. Moving him to the crate is not going to be pleasant, I'm afraid.

ETA: Omnis, insent x 2. I would love company, but I don't know if it's a good idea. Byron's pretty traumatized, and I don't think having someone else here would be good for him.


Tom Scola - Mar 22, 2008 10:45:34 am PDT #1011 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Iron Man, Iron Man
Does whatever an iron can.
Presses shirts, really fine.
Creases pants, on the line.
Look out! Here comes the Iron Man!


Susan W. - Mar 22, 2008 10:48:32 am PDT #1012 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

FWIW, GC, iron supplements are really inexpensive and IME fast-acting. I came up with low iron from my last set of annual bloodwork (I can't donate blood because I lived in England at the tail end of what the Red Cross considers the mad cow risk window), and within three days of starting supplements my energy level doubled. And as long as I get enough sleep, no one tells me I look pale anymore, which I was getting a LOT for a few months there...


amych - Mar 22, 2008 10:54:27 am PDT #1013 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

He's stretched out on a towel on the bed with me right now, purring his head off.

Aw, yay!


Sparky1 - Mar 22, 2008 10:56:47 am PDT #1014 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

purring his head off

Kitty om! (and the Library of Congress tells me that there is a hypothesis out there that purring helps healing)