Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Miracleman - Apr 07, 2008 11:05:36 am PDT #9982 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

MM, dude, what dictionary? You can't hold out on us like that!

Merriam-Webster.

It's kind of like that quiz just pimp-slapped me. "You're actually pretty fucking boring 'Funny Man'."


Daisy Jane - Apr 07, 2008 11:07:29 am PDT #9983 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was The Great Gatsby and Lolita. Why am I two books I love, but in which I can't stand almost everybody. I think I got shrift's books.

Also, Watership Down is a fucked up thing to show a kid.


Emily - Apr 07, 2008 11:07:39 am PDT #9984 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Drive By & Billy Talent are opening, yeah? (I don't remember when BT is dropping off the tour.)

Billy Talent?!?!?!


Laga - Apr 07, 2008 11:07:45 am PDT #9985 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It's kind of like that quiz just pimp-slapped me. "You're actually pretty fucking boring 'Funny Man'."

that's what you get for describing your vocabulary as, "HUGE".

In other news, I will never be president.


Maria - Apr 07, 2008 11:08:03 am PDT #9986 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Things you never expected to say at work:

So we buried a live body, huh?

Unless you work for the mob. Then I'm thinking it's part of talk around the watercooler during breaks.

Mobster1: We finally got through that backlog yesterday. I wasn't sure if we would finish by the deadline. The boss wouldn't have been happy if we lost the contract.

Mobster2: So we buried a live body, huh?

Mobster1: Yeah. We were cutting it close.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 07, 2008 11:10:11 am PDT #9987 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

ALSO, I AM A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY

hee hee

I am Ulysses. Which is weird because I quoted it about an hour ago


SuziQ - Apr 07, 2008 11:12:10 am PDT #9988 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Apparently I am Anne of Green Gables.

Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash, honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters. You spell your name with an E I and you want everyone to know about it.


tommyrot - Apr 07, 2008 11:12:17 am PDT #9989 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Merriam-Webster.

It's kind of like that quiz just pimp-slapped me. "You're actually pretty fucking boring 'Funny Man'."

Ah, don't listen to the quiz. It's just mad because Merriam-Webster wouldn't sleep with it....


Polter-Cow - Apr 07, 2008 11:12:20 am PDT #9990 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

ALSO, I AM A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY

Hee.

Did everyone else realize that Watership Down is basically The Aeneid?

Whoa.


shrift - Apr 07, 2008 11:12:27 am PDT #9991 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Billy Talent?!?!?!

The band is, in fact, named after Billy in Hard Core Logo.

There's a picture of the band meeting Callum Keith Rennie which is pretty hilarious.