Things you never expected to say at work:
So we buried a live body, huh?
Unless you work for the mob. Then I'm thinking it's part of talk around the watercooler during breaks.
Mobster1: We finally got through that backlog yesterday. I wasn't sure if we would finish by the deadline. The boss wouldn't have been happy if we lost the contract.
Mobster2: So we buried a live body, huh?
Mobster1: Yeah. We were cutting it close.
ALSO, I AM A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY
hee hee
I am Ulysses. Which is weird because I quoted it about an hour ago
Apparently I am Anne of Green Gables.
Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash, honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters. You spell your name with an E I and you want everyone to know about it.
Merriam-Webster.
It's kind of like that quiz just pimp-slapped me. "You're actually pretty fucking boring 'Funny Man'."
Ah, don't listen to the quiz. It's just mad because Merriam-Webster wouldn't sleep with it....
Billy Talent?!?!?!
The band is, in fact, named after Billy in
Hard Core Logo.
There's a picture of the band meeting Callum Keith Rennie which is pretty hilarious.
I DO NOT WORK FOR THE MOB.
Nor an inept coroner/mortician.
Biden-Feingold, which, ok...
Huh. We're just letting this thread die a natural death....