Danger Qualifications: Get me drunk and dare me, I'll probably do it."
Please refer to the enclosed photo of myself in stripey tights and a candy bra.
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 04, 2008 7:26:40 am PDT #9475 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
beekaytee - Apr 04, 2008 7:32:37 am PDT #9476 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
This is the snark I want to see in a tv host.
All they need is to give you a consultant with the basic facts and a microphone.
I might actually have to obtain my first tv in 15 years for this one!
SuziQ - Apr 04, 2008 7:35:46 am PDT #9477 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I want to build a death-ray
HEY - transporter was supposed to come first. Then we use the death-ray for instant smiting.
Miracleman - Apr 04, 2008 7:42:39 am PDT #9478 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
HEY - transporter was supposed to come first. Then we use the death-ray for instant smiting.
Okay, but they didn't have a transporter in the Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius book.
What I was thinking is that I build the death ray and then incorporate parts of it into the transporter...I mean we gotta break the victim "object to be transported" down to its component sub-atomic particles anyway...
It's not just science, it's efficient science!!
Miracleman - Apr 04, 2008 7:44:53 am PDT #9479 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Please refer to the enclosed photo of myself in stripey tights and a candy bra.
Maybe that should be my picture submission, though they did ask for one from within the past six months...
bon bon - Apr 04, 2008 7:47:12 am PDT #9480 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I have meant to have a look--just keep getting distracted.
I was going to link you to the Greenzo episode, and I ended up watching it all the way through. For the ninth time, I think. Still laughed MAO. [link]
juliana - Apr 04, 2008 7:55:22 am PDT #9481 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
shrift - I have no wish to interfere with your downer-ness, but GeeWay's pants still have holes in them (it's the beginning of the tour, baby! How are they going to hold??), and he wore the hole-y jean jacket last night. Also, Bryar had the mic at one point. Also also, they were all smoking onstage and I was out of mind with envy.
That is all.
flea - Apr 04, 2008 7:59:08 am PDT #9482 of 10001
information libertarian
Heh. mr. flea got an email today from an HR woman asking to set up a phone call so she can offer him a job. I mean, isn't that email sort of a job offer in and of itself?
So, it appears that mr. flea will be offered a job on Monday at 1pm. Go team!
hippocampus - Apr 04, 2008 8:02:31 am PDT #9483 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
YAY Team FLEA!
tommyrot - Apr 04, 2008 8:02:38 am PDT #9484 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I mean, isn't that email sort of a job offer in and of itself?
It's sorta' like, "I will announce my candidacy for President tomorrow."