This is the snark I want to see in a tv host.
All they need is to give you a consultant with the basic facts and a microphone.
I might actually have to obtain my first tv in 15 years for this one!
River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.
'Safe'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
beekaytee - Apr 04, 2008 7:32:37 am PDT #9476 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
SuziQ - Apr 04, 2008 7:35:46 am PDT #9477 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I want to build a death-ray
HEY - transporter was supposed to come first. Then we use the death-ray for instant smiting.
Miracleman - Apr 04, 2008 7:42:39 am PDT #9478 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
HEY - transporter was supposed to come first. Then we use the death-ray for instant smiting.
Okay, but they didn't have a transporter in the Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius book.
What I was thinking is that I build the death ray and then incorporate parts of it into the transporter...I mean we gotta break the victim "object to be transported" down to its component sub-atomic particles anyway...
It's not just science, it's efficient science!!
Miracleman - Apr 04, 2008 7:44:53 am PDT #9479 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Please refer to the enclosed photo of myself in stripey tights and a candy bra.
Maybe that should be my picture submission, though they did ask for one from within the past six months...
bon bon - Apr 04, 2008 7:47:12 am PDT #9480 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I have meant to have a look--just keep getting distracted.
I was going to link you to the Greenzo episode, and I ended up watching it all the way through. For the ninth time, I think. Still laughed MAO. [link]
juliana - Apr 04, 2008 7:55:22 am PDT #9481 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
shrift - I have no wish to interfere with your downer-ness, but GeeWay's pants still have holes in them (it's the beginning of the tour, baby! How are they going to hold??), and he wore the hole-y jean jacket last night. Also, Bryar had the mic at one point. Also also, they were all smoking onstage and I was out of mind with envy.
That is all.
flea - Apr 04, 2008 7:59:08 am PDT #9482 of 10001
information libertarian
Heh. mr. flea got an email today from an HR woman asking to set up a phone call so she can offer him a job. I mean, isn't that email sort of a job offer in and of itself?
So, it appears that mr. flea will be offered a job on Monday at 1pm. Go team!
hippocampus - Apr 04, 2008 8:02:31 am PDT #9483 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
YAY Team FLEA!
tommyrot - Apr 04, 2008 8:02:38 am PDT #9484 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I mean, isn't that email sort of a job offer in and of itself?
It's sorta' like, "I will announce my candidacy for President tomorrow."
Jesse - Apr 04, 2008 8:05:04 am PDT #9485 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yay Mr. flea!! I think usually it's not that explicit -- for this job, the exec asst set up the call with the CEO with me, which, why else would she need to talk to me, but the asst didn't say, "She wants to offer you a job."
It's sorta' like, "I will announce my candidacy for President tomorrow."
Or, "We're getting engaged in six months."