Happy Birthday, Tom Scola!
The lion baby is precious.
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - Apr 03, 2008 3:34:07 pm PDT #9378 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Hil R. - Apr 03, 2008 3:40:57 pm PDT #9379 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My mom left me a voicemail this morning that she and her coworkers were discussing a movie, and they couldn't remember the title of it, but she knows that I know it, and it's about those newsboys who went on strike, and one of them's on crutches, and it might be a musical?
Cannot. Stop. Giggling.
Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2008 3:42:05 pm PDT #9380 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm the king of NEW YORK!
Steph L. - Apr 03, 2008 3:43:45 pm PDT #9381 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
But I like this shirt, it calls to the evil biologist in me. Or something.
That's hysterical!
my grandparents: [link]
flea, may I show that picture to my Big!Boss? He knew your grandpa through the Pharmacy School, and I bet he'd get a kick out of that picture.
bon bon - Apr 03, 2008 3:51:30 pm PDT #9382 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Timid drivers who won't get into the intersection to make a left turn also earn my ire and invective. Mostly commonly, "Get your fucking ass in the intersection, dipshit!"
To me this is a bit strange to be mad about; I can't recall ever having done so-- I mean does it make such a big difference to the result? However, you can go fuck yourself describing people as timid who don't like to be in intersections or make left turns. Car accidents are no joke, and I'm sure I'm not the only person here lucky to be alive.
Polter-Cow - Apr 03, 2008 3:54:18 pm PDT #9383 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yeah, I was all, "Well, I'm glad I'm not driving in front of Hec, I guess."
brenda m - Apr 03, 2008 3:55:36 pm PDT #9384 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
To me this is a bit strange to be mad about; I can't recall ever having done so-- I mean does it make such a big difference to the result?
Yes. Because if they don't pull forward enough, you can't get enough into the intersection to make the turn at the end of the light and have to wait through another red.
sarameg - Apr 03, 2008 3:56:49 pm PDT #9385 of 10001
My traffic ire is reserved for pedestrians in this city, red light runners (light turns green, count to three and the intersection might be clear,) asshat city bus drivers and one other thing I've seen a lot of lately but now it escapes me. I just remember my ire.
Allyson - Apr 03, 2008 3:58:04 pm PDT #9386 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It's true in LA that you have to pull as far into the intersection as possible to take the left just as the light turns yellow (and sometimes red), because no one will let you go, ever. And you need to pull up as far as you can so that you can take the dude behind you with you.
JZ - Apr 03, 2008 4:01:47 pm PDT #9387 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Well, the specific problem is with very busy intersections that have (a) a legal left turn but (b) no actual left turn signal (we have one such two blocks from our apt, and you can't get to any of the main cross-city arteries without using it). Very often the cross traffic is so heavy that only one or maybe two cars can make left turns at all, and then only on the yellow.
It's a huge, wide intersection (big enough that the city could take the lights out and put a small rotary in if it so desired) and there's plenty of room to come out into the intersection and wait for your chance at the (generously timed) yellow; plus, our street is a single lane in each direction with parking spaces at the corners. People too timid to pull out not only miss the signal (and usually end up missing two or three signals before traffic lightens up enough for them to feel safe), but, because there's no room for anyone else to maneuver around them, at commute hour they'll instantly turn the entire street into three blocks of parking lot.
eta: Or, she added shamefacedly, what everyone else said much more concisely.