Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Apr 03, 2008 9:12:32 am PDT #9264 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Oh oh ohOH oh [link]


Cashmere - Apr 03, 2008 9:13:22 am PDT #9265 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cereal:

That's horrible, ita!


Dana - Apr 03, 2008 9:14:13 am PDT #9266 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Oh oh ohOH oh

That fucking song was ALREADY in my head. You just reinforced it. I hate you.

t fumbles for iPod


Miracleman - Apr 03, 2008 9:14:53 am PDT #9267 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I would pay someone $5K to come here for a few months and civilize my kids since I'm obviously doing such a shitty job at it.

If you don't mind my using a cattle prod, I'm in.

Aimee won't let me use one on Emeline. Though I think she'd be pleasantly surprised at its effectiveness.


juliana - Apr 03, 2008 9:15:08 am PDT #9268 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, man. ita, I'm so sorry.

My pet peeve is people not having their wallet out and ready when they get to the cashier. Dude, you were waiting in line to PAY--don't you think you could assume you would need to get at your money or credit card?

Here's my Rules of Bar Drinking - if you do not follow said rules, I give you the stinkeye (unless I'm bartending, and then I'll just internally sigh).

1. Know what you want before the bartender approaches you. If it's slow, and/or you have a couple questions about the menu or beers, no prob. But if it's packed and/or you have to ask your entire group if they all want Miller Lite, thereby wasting the bartender's time? No love for you.

2. Have your money out and ready to be presented before the bartender returns with the drinks. I'm not saying you need to know what your order is going to total, but have the money right there so you can quickly select the proper amount and give it to the bartender.

There's more, but those are the two biggest fouls I see.


sumi - Apr 03, 2008 9:15:17 am PDT #9269 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

ita, that is just horrible!


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2008 9:15:38 am PDT #9270 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Aimee won't let me use one on Emeline.

She can be your control group!


Cashmere - Apr 03, 2008 9:16:23 am PDT #9271 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

If you don't mind my using a cattle prod, I'm in.

White fonted to protect from CPS What's the voltage?


msbelle - Apr 03, 2008 9:16:32 am PDT #9272 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

SORRY DANA!

ita, that really sucks.


Amy - Apr 03, 2008 9:16:39 am PDT #9273 of 10001
Because books.

Oh, man, ita, I'm sorry.