Oh oh ohOH oh
That fucking song was ALREADY in my head. You just reinforced it. I hate you.
t fumbles for iPod
Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
'Shindig'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Apr 03, 2008 9:14:13 am PDT #9266 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Miracleman - Apr 03, 2008 9:14:53 am PDT #9267 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I would pay someone $5K to come here for a few months and civilize my kids since I'm obviously doing such a shitty job at it.
If you don't mind my using a cattle prod, I'm in.
Aimee won't let me use one on Emeline. Though I think she'd be pleasantly surprised at its effectiveness.
juliana - Apr 03, 2008 9:15:08 am PDT #9268 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Oh, man. ita, I'm so sorry.
My pet peeve is people not having their wallet out and ready when they get to the cashier. Dude, you were waiting in line to PAY--don't you think you could assume you would need to get at your money or credit card?
Here's my Rules of Bar Drinking - if you do not follow said rules, I give you the stinkeye (unless I'm bartending, and then I'll just internally sigh).
1. Know what you want before the bartender approaches you. If it's slow, and/or you have a couple questions about the menu or beers, no prob. But if it's packed and/or you have to ask your entire group if they all want Miller Lite, thereby wasting the bartender's time? No love for you.
2. Have your money out and ready to be presented before the bartender returns with the drinks. I'm not saying you need to know what your order is going to total, but have the money right there so you can quickly select the proper amount and give it to the bartender.
There's more, but those are the two biggest fouls I see.
sumi - Apr 03, 2008 9:15:17 am PDT #9269 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
ita, that is just horrible!
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2008 9:15:38 am PDT #9270 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Aimee won't let me use one on Emeline.
She can be your control group!
Cashmere - Apr 03, 2008 9:16:23 am PDT #9271 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
If you don't mind my using a cattle prod, I'm in.
White fonted to protect from CPS What's the voltage?
msbelle - Apr 03, 2008 9:16:32 am PDT #9272 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
SORRY DANA!
ita, that really sucks.
Amy - Apr 03, 2008 9:16:39 am PDT #9273 of 10001
Because books.
Oh, man, ita, I'm sorry.
Miracleman - Apr 03, 2008 9:17:05 am PDT #9274 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Cash:
I'll do some shopping around, come back to you with numbers.
It's not the volts, though. It's the amps that getcha.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2008 9:17:29 am PDT #9275 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did I ever tell my cattle prod story?
Once we had a sick cow that the vet came to look at. The cow refused to get up, so the vet used the cattle prod on it. Once the cow got up, she kicked the vet in the crotch, sending him to the hospital.....