Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Apr 03, 2008 8:25:14 am PDT #9218 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Those people don't bother me as much as the ones who are stopped right in front of the elevator or escalator just to have a conversation.

Dude, yes. And their cousins, the group of five who stop halfway up the stairs, and not even at a landing, to have a long and heartfelt chat.


Miracleman - Apr 03, 2008 8:29:11 am PDT #9219 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Counter ordering is definitely an advanced application of the two rules.

I am so ingrained with the counter ordering procedure that it throws me off and irritates me if the order-taker engages in chit-chat.

"I'd like the #3 with cheese and a medium drink."

"Oh, those are good."

(Horrified stare)

"...so that comes to $6.42..."

"Thank you."


Emily - Apr 03, 2008 8:30:04 am PDT #9220 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Argh. Is basic Internet literacy (i.e., don't believe everything that's forwarded to you, even if it sounds reasonable) too much to ask of school employees? Particularly technology teachers and IT DEPARTMENT HEADS?


Amy - Apr 03, 2008 8:33:30 am PDT #9221 of 10001
Because books.

God, I love this conversation. And now I really, really miss NYC.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 03, 2008 8:34:43 am PDT #9222 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

But Boston, now, there's a cold, harsh city. Those people are mean.

Yeah, see the thing is that we really just don't care.

I need to have The Talk with my parents but I sort of want to get through dealing with Tom's mom first. But I think I may have to get over that. Or get my sister to do it! Yes.

Happy birthday Scola!!!!!


Aims - Apr 03, 2008 8:34:47 am PDT #9223 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey look, I am bon bon. Damn tourists.

And hippies!


lisah - Apr 03, 2008 8:34:52 am PDT #9224 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Also? STAND RIGHT WALK LEFT. It's not fucking rocket science, and I resent you making me have to resist the urge to send you tumbling down the escalator like you're asking for.

YES!!!! Man, that's a huge pet peeve of mine. And I will run you down if you get in my way. (I hate standing on an escalator or moving sidewalk. What a waste of time!)


Allyson - Apr 03, 2008 8:36:02 am PDT #9225 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Holy crap. If Kristen still worked in Santa Clarita, I'd totally beg her to pick this up for me.

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Aims - Apr 03, 2008 8:37:18 am PDT #9226 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

But in my experience, black people damned well notice other black people's race, and are fairly likely to use it in a description or retelling.

Former Boss used to laugh at me a lot because I, personally, use race as the last descriptor and even then, only if nothing else I am saying is getting through. I told her, "You could be lost in a room of a thousand white people and I would ask everyone if they saw the woman in the red dress before I asked if they saw the black woman." She thought that was hilarious.


flea - Apr 03, 2008 8:37:18 am PDT #9227 of 10001
information libertarian

I gotta say, in an airport, holding both luggage and a small child's hand, I both stand on the escalator AND block the whole thing. Please don't hurt me.