I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2008 5:51:16 am PDT #9111 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Tom!

Ooh, that sounds good! I had a well-balanced dinner, in stages, that ended up being one thing too many:

1) small bowl of chili

2) small tortilla with cheese

3) brocolli with ranch dressing
4) thin mints

Woman, did you learn nothing from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life?!?


Miracleman - Apr 03, 2008 5:53:02 am PDT #9112 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Now think of this: We each are the designated plug pullers for our mothers.

I will sleep soundly tonight.


Jesse - Apr 03, 2008 5:56:11 am PDT #9113 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Woman, did you learn nothing from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life?!?

Um, yes. I did learn nothing. I actually don't think I've ever seen The Meaning of Life.

What crucial lesson did I miss??


lisah - Apr 03, 2008 5:58:00 am PDT #9114 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

What crucial lesson did I miss??

It's the mint at the end that will kill you.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2008 5:58:57 am PDT #9115 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The danger of finishing off a big meal with a wafer-thin mint. Though I wouldn't recommend the Mr. Creosote segment if you get nauseated easily.

The movie has some great bits though, like "The Crimson Permanent Assurance" at the start and a dinner party unexpectedly attended by the Grim Reaper near the end.


shrift - Apr 03, 2008 6:00:25 am PDT #9116 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And before I forget, happy birthday, Tom!

This means if there are any other Torchwood guests, we will have to deal with the Spike fangirls to attend the panels.

God damn it.


Emily - Apr 03, 2008 6:00:42 am PDT #9117 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Well, she hardly had a Creosote-worthy meal to precede the mint. And while it was thin, we don't know that it was wafer-thin. Perhaps it was merely Girl Scout thin. Or possibly one-molecule-wide thin. We just don't know!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2008 6:08:10 am PDT #9118 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's the mint at the end that will kill you.

That, or the salmon mousse.


CaBil - Apr 03, 2008 6:09:46 am PDT #9119 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

I have an open request in Apocalypse, people who can help please contact me at CaBil@aol.com

We now return to your regularly scheduled thread.


Nutty - Apr 03, 2008 6:10:42 am PDT #9120 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Is fifth-grader Kenton Stufflebeam smarter than the Smithsonian?

What a great name! Kenton Stufflebeam, you are destined for greatness.

(I read a fanfic story once in which somebody used "Alfonso Hoogaboom" for an alias, and that was almost as good.)