You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Miracleman - Apr 03, 2008 5:53:02 am PDT #9112 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Now think of this: We each are the designated plug pullers for our mothers.

I will sleep soundly tonight.


Jesse - Apr 03, 2008 5:56:11 am PDT #9113 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Woman, did you learn nothing from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life?!?

Um, yes. I did learn nothing. I actually don't think I've ever seen The Meaning of Life.

What crucial lesson did I miss??


lisah - Apr 03, 2008 5:58:00 am PDT #9114 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

What crucial lesson did I miss??

It's the mint at the end that will kill you.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2008 5:58:57 am PDT #9115 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The danger of finishing off a big meal with a wafer-thin mint. Though I wouldn't recommend the Mr. Creosote segment if you get nauseated easily.

The movie has some great bits though, like "The Crimson Permanent Assurance" at the start and a dinner party unexpectedly attended by the Grim Reaper near the end.


shrift - Apr 03, 2008 6:00:25 am PDT #9116 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And before I forget, happy birthday, Tom!

This means if there are any other Torchwood guests, we will have to deal with the Spike fangirls to attend the panels.

God damn it.


Emily - Apr 03, 2008 6:00:42 am PDT #9117 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Well, she hardly had a Creosote-worthy meal to precede the mint. And while it was thin, we don't know that it was wafer-thin. Perhaps it was merely Girl Scout thin. Or possibly one-molecule-wide thin. We just don't know!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2008 6:08:10 am PDT #9118 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's the mint at the end that will kill you.

That, or the salmon mousse.


CaBil - Apr 03, 2008 6:09:46 am PDT #9119 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

I have an open request in Apocalypse, people who can help please contact me at CaBil@aol.com

We now return to your regularly scheduled thread.


Nutty - Apr 03, 2008 6:10:42 am PDT #9120 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Is fifth-grader Kenton Stufflebeam smarter than the Smithsonian?

What a great name! Kenton Stufflebeam, you are destined for greatness.

(I read a fanfic story once in which somebody used "Alfonso Hoogaboom" for an alias, and that was almost as good.)


shrift - Apr 03, 2008 6:10:55 am PDT #9121 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I do not have sufficient brainpower to do all the things I need to do today. This vexes me.