Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Apr 02, 2008 10:59:47 am PDT #8952 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

but I guess it's flattering?

I was carded at a grocery store buying beer on Sat. This was WITH MAC! seriously? I told the checkout baby that she was sweet, I might have said "bless you" also.

I forgot to tell cute/heartbreaking mac story from last night. He got a note home from school again and then proceeded to be a PITA at afterschool. I was asking him what he thought his consequence might need to be (previous suggestions for punishment have been "take me into the woods and leave me?"), and he said "you could take me back and get a good student." He does not say this sad or pathetically, just matter of fact. I just told my brother via email and he called asking about the "Ethiopian Child Exchange Program." My brother is not ready for prime time.


Ginger - Apr 02, 2008 11:01:57 am PDT #8953 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

True story: I was in a mall walking behind two girls who appeared to be about 12. We passed a Dippin' Dots stand, and one said, "It says that Dippin' Dots is the ice cream of the future." The other girl mulled that for a minute and said, "I hope not."


Jesse - Apr 02, 2008 11:06:10 am PDT #8954 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I use them to make delicious hot cereal (more like cream of wheat than oatmeal textured)! I'm not sure what else they can be used for except that cookie recipe on the package.

Huh.


Nutty - Apr 02, 2008 11:07:00 am PDT #8955 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Man, I'm indoctrinated by wheat. All these things to try and add back up to it.

Well, yeah. Kind of the staple and basis of western cookery. (You could move to rural Mongolia! Unless the whole experimenting with rice milk means you also have a milk allergy.) It kind of blows my mind that wheat is one of those foods suddenly becoming more expensive, because, staple food. Those things are staples because they're always available.


Jesse - Apr 02, 2008 11:09:16 am PDT #8956 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"you could take me back and get a good student."

Aw.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2008 11:17:18 am PDT #8957 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ARGH!

I just spent four hours trying to solve a problem that didn't exist!!

Sorry. I just had to vent.


lisah - Apr 02, 2008 11:18:03 am PDT #8958 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I just told my brother via email and he called asking about the "Ethiopian Child Exchange Program." My brother is not ready for prime time.

Hah! He clearly went through the same How To Be an Uncle program as my uncles did!


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2008 11:31:37 am PDT #8959 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kind of the staple and basis of western cookery.

Yet coeliac disease affects 1% of people in the US.

Wasn't wheat brought to the US with the colonists? I just wonder if there are situations where someone was experimenting with an alternate flour and found that the recipe was much-improved by using oat/rice/quinoa instead. But with the partial substitutions and the xanthan gum boosting it still leaves wheat as the king of the crops.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 02, 2008 11:34:30 am PDT #8960 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I always get confused about which vegetables were native to the Americas and which were brought over by Europeans. Corn is definitely Western Hemisphere, right? In which case, high fructose corn syrup may be slow-acting revenge for firewater and smallpox-y blankets...


Hil R. - Apr 02, 2008 11:37:44 am PDT #8961 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Veganomicon has a who bunch of gluten-free recipes, including chocolate chip cookies made with oat flour. I've never tried them, though pretty much every else I've tried from this cookbook has been good. (Well, except the tofu dill salad, but I don't really like dill, so I'm not sure why I made that one to begin with.)