Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you'reā€¦cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Apr 01, 2008 11:32:58 am PDT #8768 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Grace would be adorable in a bee costume. . . so would Noah.

ADORABLE.

I haz one bee costume to give to the cause (fuzzy, no tutu) if someone has another?


Kat - Apr 01, 2008 11:33:18 am PDT #8769 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

She spends a lot of time lying down. Tutus, even with the nicest netting, tend to be scratchy. And she has very sensitive skin.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 11:37:21 am PDT #8770 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The early-60s Heloise book I've been obsessed with all my life suggests using nylon net for cheap curtains in your kitchen and/or bathroom -- easy to make! cheap to replace when you're bored! -- so I immediately thought that if you did that, when you swapped them out, you could totally use the old ones for tutus.

By "you," of course I mean, "someone else."


Vortex - Apr 01, 2008 11:41:04 am PDT #8771 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

But I left my cell in the car.

borrow someone's phone and text yourself. Then, when you get in the car, you'll have a text message and feel loved. Of course, if this was my strategy, the text message to myself would say something like "If you're reading this, then you're a dumbass that forgot to bring ____ so that you can mail it. *sigh* I try so hard. Love, your brain"

I am also the person that will walk out of my office with an envelope in my hand to put in the mailbox that I walk by on the way to the car, and be reaching for the door handle of the car and realize that it's still in my hand.


Kat - Apr 01, 2008 11:42:50 am PDT #8772 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Very cool dome made out of hula hoops

This link brought to you by procrastination.


meara - Apr 01, 2008 11:52:27 am PDT #8773 of 10001

I am also the person that will walk out of my office with an envelope in my hand to put in the mailbox that I walk by on the way to the car, and be reaching for the door handle of the car and realize that it's still in my hand.

I have totally done that. And the other day, i was all "Must mail my background check info!" And looked up the address, and found an envelope, and addressed it, and put a stamp on, and left the house...only to remember that you need to put the actual thing you're mailing in the envelope, too...


Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 11:53:23 am PDT #8774 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, what ever happened with that drug screen?


Aims - Apr 01, 2008 11:54:56 am PDT #8775 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I want to be where the people are

If everything goes well tonight, we'll post a video of Emeline singing this.


msbelle - Apr 01, 2008 11:56:58 am PDT #8776 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

OH! you all remind me - MUST remember to mail tax stuff back to CPA so he can mail them and I can haz mai munny!

Oh and I should return some library books tonight. good call.

now to leave work.


sarameg - Apr 01, 2008 11:57:43 am PDT #8777 of 10001

I had to change the @(&$! ribbon on the stupid thermal DVD labeller. I've got thermally adhered black (and cyan and yellow and magenta!) smudges all over my hands. And I had to go climbing on tables because the only person tall enough to do that is 6'5" and telecommuting and I am very not. Either. Grr.