FUZZY PUPPY.
DED FROM THE CUTE
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Apr 01, 2008 10:27:39 am PDT #8734 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
§ ita § - Apr 01, 2008 10:28:32 am PDT #8735 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That puppy looks severely like a Gund.
msbelle, I fear more's on this drive than I'd thought. I don't want to cough up this chunk of change, dammit.
And look! My email system for my own domain just went down.
meara - Apr 01, 2008 10:32:17 am PDT #8736 of 10001
Flea, that's adorable--I hope it's both true AND an April Fool's joke....as in, there are two PhD students named Josh who are single, but their friends (or they) wouldn't have posted it if it weren't April Fool's!
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 10:34:02 am PDT #8737 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ok, have put goopy stuff on my elbow. Hopefully this will cure my cancer of the elbow, or elbow-mite infestation or whatever it is....
Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 10:37:42 am PDT #8738 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That's totally a Gund puppy!
I just emailed several people I don't know very well, asking them to do me a favor -- and promising to follow up with a phone call. What have I done.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 10:38:37 am PDT #8739 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, The Deadliest Creatures (Most Easy to Miss)
The Cone Snail is very pretty. But don't pick it up, as its venom can kill you in four minutes.
Also,
That frog over there, for instance: that tiny, brilliantly colored tree frog. Doesn't he look like some kind of Faberge ornament, there against that vermilion leaf? Wouldn't such a natural jewel look just gorgeous in a terrarium back home?
Pick him and you'll be dead in a matter of minutes. One second frolicking in the undergrowth, the next spasming and foaming on the jungle floor. No stinger, no bite, no venom: just the shimmering slime covering his brilliant body.
And the Sea Wasp's venom can kill you in 30 seconds.
§ ita § - Apr 01, 2008 10:42:28 am PDT #8740 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Mmm. Shimmering slime. For some reason I'm getting a flash of Dru.
brenda m - Apr 01, 2008 10:44:54 am PDT #8741 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I think I can pretty safely say that I'm in no danger of picking any of those up, venom or no.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 10:50:06 am PDT #8742 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think I can pretty safely say that I'm in no danger of picking any of those up, venom or no.
Yeah, but one of them (that I didn't mention) all you have to do is step on. Plus it hides under the sand and is camouflaged. No fair!
Kat - Apr 01, 2008 10:50:46 am PDT #8743 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
That puppy is undeniably adorable.
I forgot to go to the post office to mail the thing that needs to be postmarked April 1. Which means I absolutely CANNOT forget when I leave work. Which means I'll forget.