I love the Bacon Matrix, but it's wrong. Obviously, after you give bacon to the dog, there should be an arrow leading back to the point of cooking up more bacon.
(I am amych's dog, and I approve this message.)
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Apr 01, 2008 7:38:21 am PDT #8638 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 7:38:28 am PDT #8639 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh my. This is deeply moving... A series of portrait photos of people before and after death, with a brief description of their lives and deaths....
Rita Schoffler, 62
First portrait: February 17 2004
Rita and her husband had divorced 17 years before she became terminally ill with cancer. But when she was given her death sentence, she realised what she wanted to do: she wanted to speak to him again. It had been so long, and it had been such an acrimonious divorce: she had denied him access to their child, and the wounds ran deep.
Second portrait: May 10 2004
When she called him and told him she was dying, he said he’d come straight over. It had been nearly 20 years since they’d exchanged a word, but he said he’d be there. “I shouldn’t have waited nearly so long to forgive and forget. I’m still fond of him despite everything.” For weeks, all she’d wanted to do was die. But, she said, “now I’d love to be able to participate in life one last time…”
Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 7:39:21 am PDT #8640 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't understand why my friends were rickrolling me months ago, and yet it seems to be the new hotness all of a sudden! Those friends are not my friends at the forefront of the internet!
Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 7:46:47 am PDT #8641 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh my. This is deeply moving... A series of portrait photos of people before and after death, with a brief description of their lives and deaths....
Wow. Those were amazing.
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2008 7:49:40 am PDT #8642 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
"What if Charles Schulz created the Watchmen?"
That's awesome!
Burrell - Apr 01, 2008 7:49:41 am PDT #8643 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oy! So much to do today efore I leave. And Frances just hit a milestone: SHe cut her own hair today. Lots of it, too, and without benefit of a mirror. ANd the big surprise is it doesn't look bad. She was lucky.
I wanted to take a picture but I can't find my camera. I have a sneaking suspicion I left it at Kat's house.
DavidS - Apr 01, 2008 7:52:37 am PDT #8644 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And Frances just hit a milestone: SHe cut her own hair today. Lots of it, too, and without benefit of a mirror. ANd the big surprise is it doesn't look bad. She was lucky.
Or super talented!
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2008 7:56:44 am PDT #8645 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I don't understand why my friends were rickrolling me months ago, and yet it seems to be the new hotness all of a sudden! Those friends are not my friends at the forefront of the internet!
Seriously, when the LiveJournal team rickrolls all of LJ in a fake news post, I'd say that's the exact moment the meme is OVER.
Aims - Apr 01, 2008 7:57:27 am PDT #8646 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm applying for jobs today. From my job. Good times?
Doing it also.
DavidS - Apr 01, 2008 7:58:40 am PDT #8647 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Doing it also.
Hurry. 'Cuz it sounds like a storm is coming.