You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.

Buffy ,'Help'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Apr 01, 2008 2:16:34 am PDT #8567 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

on April Fool's Day from Writers Almanac

Today is April Fools' Day, a holiday celebrating practical jokes of all kinds. Some people say that April Fools' Day began in France in 1582 when the Gregorian replaced the Julian calendar, making New Year's Day fall on January 1st instead of April 1st. At the time, news of such things traveled slowly, and it took many years for everyone to get up to speed. People who continued to celebrate New Year's on April 1st came to be known as April Fools.

The news media have been responsible for some of the greatest April Fools' Day pranks in history. In 1977, the London newspaper The Guardian published a seven-page supplement commemorating the anniversary of the independence of San Serriffe, a completely imaginary small island nation located in the Indian Ocean. The article described the geography of the nation — it consisted of two main islands, which together formed the shape of a semi-colon; the northern one was called "Upper Caisse" and the southern one, "Lower Caisse."

The island's natives were of "Flong" ethnicity, but there were also the descendents of Europeans settlers who had colonized the nation: "colons." The two groups had intermarried over the years; their offspring were "semi-colons."

The capital of the nation was Bodoni and the national bird, the "Kwote."

In the supplement, there were even advertisements from real companies. Texaco announced a contest whose winner would receive a two-week vacation to the island's Cocobanana Beach. Kodak placed an ad saying, "If you have a picture of San Serriffe, we'd like to see it."

The day it ran, The Guardian was flooded with calls for more information. Travel agents and airline companies complained to the editor because the news had been disruptive to their businesses — customers refused to believe that the islands were only imaginary.

The Guardian has reused the prank on a few other April Fools' Days — in 1978, 1980, and 1999 — and each time the island has changed location, moving from the Indian Ocean to the South China Sea to the North Atlantic.

On this day in 1992, National Public Radio announced that Richard Nixon was running for president again. The news came on the show Talk of the Nation and included excerpts of Nixon's speech announcing his candidacy, in which he said, "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again." It also featured analysis from real political experts.

Masses of people called in to express their surprise and indignation. In the second half of the show, host John Hockenberry revealed that the announcement was a practical joke, and that Canadian comedian Richard Little had impersonated Nixon.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 2:22:15 am PDT #8568 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Years ago (in the '70s?) a local TV news program out West reported that a nearby mountain was actually a volcano, and it had erupted. They showed stock footage of lava flowing down the side of a volcano. The story did cause some panic, and the newscasters involved lost their jobs.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 2:34:37 am PDT #8569 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

10 Best: April Fools' Gags (the Web Is Closing for Spring Cleaning!)

Does bt know about this?

1995 The hotheaded naked ice borer, a sort of mole with a searing, bony forehead, lurks under Antarctica, melting the ice beneath the butts of hapless penguins and eating them as they sink. When Discover magazine publishes its retraction, penguins everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 2:53:24 am PDT #8570 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

With like a bajillion (or 50) cloves of garlic? No?

Aah -- that was actually just a couple of breasts, not a whole bird.

Why you going to NO, Burrell? That sounds fun!


billytea - Apr 01, 2008 3:17:28 am PDT #8571 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Does bt know about this?

I do! In fact, at the Washington F2F after I waxed lyrical about mole rats to a certain individual, he relayed that story to me as genuine! (Cleared up, of course, with a quick google.)


Laura - Apr 01, 2008 3:29:18 am PDT #8572 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Gmail Custom Time testimonials fun stuff.

It will be tough this year to get the kids because I forgot to do so before they went to school and they will be on guard by the time they get home.


Jessica - Apr 01, 2008 3:52:41 am PDT #8573 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

bon, my non-HD Series 2 Tivo box has been going strong for 7+ years now. I figure if I buy the HD S3 box and get that much usage again, it works out to $100/year, which is not bad.

Plus, I'd be stimulating the economy. Or something.

(WHY did I decide to make 2008 the Year of No Shopping when there are still things I WANT TO BUY???)


brenda m - Apr 01, 2008 3:56:52 am PDT #8574 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Feh. Why did I go with satellite again?


Dana - Apr 01, 2008 4:01:18 am PDT #8575 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Project Virgle


Emily - Apr 01, 2008 4:03:22 am PDT #8576 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Bahahahaha! Ah, man, I always forget about xkcd. Thanks for reminding me. Oh, and questionablecontent.net is blocked for me. Quelle surprise.

Anyone ever been haunted by an overintense dream? I had this dream about a week ago now, and it was so detailed and clear that I really want to tell someone about it -- unfortunately the details really won't interest anybody else. Like, isn't it odd that my brain thought it necessary to believe Alec Baldwin was in Ghostbusters? Why be so insistent on a detail my conscious mind knows is wrong?

(On the other hand, it apparently got much closer to the year it was made than I would consciously have guessed.)