10 Best: April Fools' Gags (the Web Is Closing for Spring Cleaning!)
Does bt know about this?
1995 The hotheaded naked ice borer, a sort of mole with a searing, bony forehead, lurks under Antarctica, melting the ice beneath the butts of hapless penguins and eating them as they sink. When Discover magazine publishes its retraction, penguins everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief. 
	
 
		
		
 With like a bajillion (or 50) cloves of garlic? No? 
Aah -- that was actually just a couple of breasts, not a whole bird.
Why you going to NO, Burrell?  That sounds fun!
	
 
		
		
Does bt know about this? 
I do! In fact, at the Washington F2F after I waxed lyrical about mole rats to a certain individual, he relayed that story to me as genuine! (Cleared up, of course, with a quick google.)
	
 
		
		
Gmail Custom Time testimonials fun stuff. 
It will be tough this year to get the kids because I forgot to do so before they went to school and they will be on guard by the time they get home. 
	
 
		
		
bon, my non-HD Series 2 Tivo box has been going strong for 7+ years now.  I figure if I buy the HD S3 box and get that much usage again, it works out to $100/year, which is not bad.
Plus, I'd be stimulating the economy.  Or something.
(WHY did I decide to make 2008 the Year of No Shopping when there are still things I WANT TO BUY???)
	
 
		
		
Feh.  Why did I go with satellite again?  
	
 
		
		
Bahahahaha!  Ah, man, I always forget about xkcd.  Thanks for reminding me.  Oh, and questionablecontent.net is blocked for me.  Quelle surprise.
Anyone ever been haunted by an overintense dream?  I had this dream about a week ago now, and it was so detailed and clear that I really want to tell someone about it -- unfortunately the details really won't interest anybody else.  Like, isn't it odd that my brain thought it necessary to believe Alec Baldwin was in Ghostbusters?  Why be so insistent on a detail my conscious mind knows is wrong?
(On the other hand, it apparently got much closer to the year it was made than I would consciously have guessed.)
	
 
		
		
You can tell us, Emily!
I just saw thins link over at Television without Pity (I was reading older threads) and I think it is the most hysterical thing I have ever seen.
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It involves the oldest son from Mr. Belevedere and a dancing street gang dressed in purple, and perhaps the strangest lyrics to have every been written without tongue in cheek.
	
 
		
		
bon, my non-HD Series 2 Tivo box has been going strong for 7+ years now. I figure if I buy the HD S3 box and get that much usage again, it works out to $100/year, which is not bad.
Thanks!  Now I just wonder why is the reason for the sale-- are they replacing these models?