I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 2:34:37 am PDT #8569 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

10 Best: April Fools' Gags (the Web Is Closing for Spring Cleaning!)

Does bt know about this?

1995 The hotheaded naked ice borer, a sort of mole with a searing, bony forehead, lurks under Antarctica, melting the ice beneath the butts of hapless penguins and eating them as they sink. When Discover magazine publishes its retraction, penguins everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 2:53:24 am PDT #8570 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

With like a bajillion (or 50) cloves of garlic? No?

Aah -- that was actually just a couple of breasts, not a whole bird.

Why you going to NO, Burrell? That sounds fun!


billytea - Apr 01, 2008 3:17:28 am PDT #8571 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Does bt know about this?

I do! In fact, at the Washington F2F after I waxed lyrical about mole rats to a certain individual, he relayed that story to me as genuine! (Cleared up, of course, with a quick google.)


Laura - Apr 01, 2008 3:29:18 am PDT #8572 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Gmail Custom Time testimonials fun stuff.

It will be tough this year to get the kids because I forgot to do so before they went to school and they will be on guard by the time they get home.


Jessica - Apr 01, 2008 3:52:41 am PDT #8573 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

bon, my non-HD Series 2 Tivo box has been going strong for 7+ years now. I figure if I buy the HD S3 box and get that much usage again, it works out to $100/year, which is not bad.

Plus, I'd be stimulating the economy. Or something.

(WHY did I decide to make 2008 the Year of No Shopping when there are still things I WANT TO BUY???)


brenda m - Apr 01, 2008 3:56:52 am PDT #8574 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Feh. Why did I go with satellite again?


Dana - Apr 01, 2008 4:01:18 am PDT #8575 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Project Virgle


Emily - Apr 01, 2008 4:03:22 am PDT #8576 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Bahahahaha! Ah, man, I always forget about xkcd. Thanks for reminding me. Oh, and questionablecontent.net is blocked for me. Quelle surprise.

Anyone ever been haunted by an overintense dream? I had this dream about a week ago now, and it was so detailed and clear that I really want to tell someone about it -- unfortunately the details really won't interest anybody else. Like, isn't it odd that my brain thought it necessary to believe Alec Baldwin was in Ghostbusters? Why be so insistent on a detail my conscious mind knows is wrong?

(On the other hand, it apparently got much closer to the year it was made than I would consciously have guessed.)


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2008 4:14:55 am PDT #8577 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

You can tell us, Emily!

I just saw thins link over at Television without Pity (I was reading older threads) and I think it is the most hysterical thing I have ever seen.

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It involves the oldest son from Mr. Belevedere and a dancing street gang dressed in purple, and perhaps the strangest lyrics to have every been written without tongue in cheek.


bon bon - Apr 01, 2008 4:15:32 am PDT #8578 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

bon, my non-HD Series 2 Tivo box has been going strong for 7+ years now. I figure if I buy the HD S3 box and get that much usage again, it works out to $100/year, which is not bad.

Thanks! Now I just wonder why is the reason for the sale-- are they replacing these models?