Doomsday cults are so endearing. If for now other reason than sooner or later one of them will be right. Or, at least, be the last one before humanity is wiped out, which will be as close to right as any of them will ever get.

"Hah! The Four Horsemen are here! Hah!

In your face, Heaven's Gate! In your fucking FA--!!"

So really, the big issue was not books but that we were incompatible.

Sophia, you misspelled "he was a total douche".

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I think I'd not date someone too into Palahniuk and Bukowski. And by "too" I mean quoting during dinner.

Oh, man. I can quote entire passages of Lullaby but if I don't do it during dinner, can we still date?

I couldn't date a vegan. I like to cook, and to cook for people, and I couldn't do that with a vegan. I don't think that I make very many vegan things, and don't bake anything vegan. I mean, in the beginning, it would probably be fun to find things, but then I'd start getting annoyed and making him order chinese or something.

it was hard living with someone who didn't eat onions. On the other hand I'd gladly live with a vegetarian if she didn't mind me eating the occasional restaurant steak.

Vegetarian, yes. Vegan, no.

My friend J's wife is a vegan of the pickiest sort - actually, I think the picky is the heart of the veganism, in this case - and it can really be a drag sometimes coming up with something for dinner that won't leave her eating a pile of broccoli in the corner. Even if she doesn't mind that, it still kind of sucks the fun out.

I'm sure if there were a vegan who could work with my generally not-that-healthy omnivore lifestyle, that would be a vegan I could work with. Clearly I couldn't live with someone who freaked out every time I ate cheese, but neither would that person want to live with me, I assume -- I eat a lot of cheese.

I think I shall have to start an anti-vegan/vegetarianism movement.

"I don't eat vegetables! It's unethical!

After all, vegetables can't fight back."