Motherfucking GIANT FLYING ROACHES goddamn warm weather fucking south with its GIANT FUCKING BUGS
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Mar 28, 2008 4:49:18 pm PDT #8072 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
sarameg - Mar 28, 2008 5:03:00 pm PDT #8073 of 10001
Dana, honey, you live in Houston. Home of the Motherfuckinghugegoddamnfuckingflying roaches.
I know, I lived in the land of all that minus flying. Manhole covers used to scatter alarmingly at dusk in my river valley.
And I screeched and ran.
Dana - Mar 28, 2008 5:04:11 pm PDT #8074 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
NOT FAIR
Laga - Mar 28, 2008 5:04:53 pm PDT #8075 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm just glad jerusalem crickets can't fly.
Jesse - Mar 28, 2008 5:06:51 pm PDT #8076 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There was a large dead roach in my work bathroom all afternoon. Better than a large live roach, I guess!
Also, I got a phone call today from a number I didn't recognize, so I didn't answer, and the person didn't leave a message. So of course I googled the number, and found it was a friend of mine calling from work! Luckily, she just sent me an email.
Laura - Mar 28, 2008 5:26:07 pm PDT #8077 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
My mother hates the phone too, this is one of the reasons I love Mom. She also hates the computer, but her DH reads my emails to her and types her responses. He's a doll. MIL loves the phone and will say to me a dozen times in the conversation, "oh, I know you don't like the phone," but does she hang up, no.
Amy - Mar 28, 2008 5:27:25 pm PDT #8078 of 10001
Because books.
I love talking on the phone. And I would love texting if I was better at it. I think I need a phone with a qwerty keyboard. I'm so slow at it, it's simply annoying otherwise.
Laura - Mar 28, 2008 5:27:44 pm PDT #8079 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I feel your big ugly bug pain, Dana. I would run screaming when I first moved here. 28 years later I just kill 'em dead with whatever is handy.
Allyson - Mar 28, 2008 5:34:32 pm PDT #8080 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I need some investors, quick. I want to start a new magazine that is actually fucking useful to, well, me. Decorating ideas for a studio apartment that won't destroy all hope of getting a security deposit back. Receipts to keep for your taxes.
A goth style/fashion/makeup issue guest edited by Jilli.
Window box flowers/herb gardens for apartment living.
Useful investment/money articles that assume you're a thirty-something who doesn't give a crap if you die single.
Book reviews by Smart Women/Trashy Books. A Tomato Nation advice column. A Dress A Day column from Erin.
How to make the most of your yard sale. Where you can park for free in every major metropolitan city. LUSH product of the month. What sort of groceries you can get on twenty-five bucks that will last the week without making you twenty-five pounds heavier.
A tech column written by women, for women. And I want it on every grocery store checkout stand in the US. Because, SERIOUSLY, magazine just BLOW right now.
Pix - Mar 28, 2008 5:36:15 pm PDT #8081 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Here, here. Can the Buffista teachers take turns writing an education column, too?