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Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Mar 28, 2008 12:49:26 pm PDT #8043 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I have spontaneously texted exactly once, when I got fired. Other than that... juliana texts me occasionally, and I am horrid about returning her texts because somehow they (a) seem like a chore in a way that just picking up the phone isn't, and (b) are temporarily ignorable and later easily forget-about-able, so that it won't be until a week or so later that I'm looking at my phone and say, "D'oh! I was supposed to check in with her about that concert/karaoke night/other thing that happened... last night. Well, shit."

I have minor phone fear but major returning-messages laziness, and am, sadly, much more likely to answer the phone than to return a text message.

At this point undergraduates complain when you use e-mail for courses. They say "E-Mail is for old people!" According to them, you should communicate by texting and via your Facebook page.

Let me here reveal my scaly dinosaur skin and the tiny peanut-sized brain in my tail by saying that I completely don't understand Facebook. I'm signed up on it, and I'm always getting vampire and greening the earth and virtual cupcake offers from Buffistas and other friends, and I attempt to respond but then I feel like I'm spamming everyone I know with useless shit, and I don't understand how to send people messages, and I don't get how the communities work, and I've derived no networking benefits from it at all other than being added to the friends network of a co-worker in my now-ex-boss's Columbus office who is looking for no-strings-attached atheist sex playmates and possible bowling buddies (really? You post this "Looking for" request under your professional profile? Um, okay).

I don't get it at all. It makes me feel very, very elderly and cranky. Dammit.

t /obsolescent and bitter about it


Sheryl - Mar 28, 2008 12:49:27 pm PDT #8044 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

My cell phone can receive text messages, but I don't think it can send them. That's fine by me, since I wanted a fairly basic phone.(No camera, no mp3 player, just a phone)


juliana - Mar 28, 2008 12:54:14 pm PDT #8045 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

juliana texts me occasionally, and I am horrid about returning her texts because somehow they (a) seem like a chore in a way that just picking up the phone isn't,

You know you (and every one else) are more than welcome to call me (in response to a text or otherwise) at any time. I'm much more likely to answer the phone that to pick it up. But I understand. (Also, tomorrow night? Y/N/M?) I do love the texting. I fear for my friends when I get a phone with a QWERTY keyboard.

I still hate Facebook (though I'm on it). I prefer MySpace over that, but I prefer LiveJournal the most of all. Therefore I am Very Uncool.

But LinkedIn is still the best in the professional world. (Edit: and huh. LinkedIn just partnered with Business Week.)

Wow, I think I just entered an infinite loop of social networking.


meara - Mar 28, 2008 12:57:19 pm PDT #8046 of 10001

I like facebook, but not for professional stuff! I love it for Scrabble, and being in vague touch with people from college, without actually needing to interact much or anything. Like, I *can* contact them if I needed or wanted to, and I see on occasion what's going on in their lives, but it's not as close as being friends on LJ or something.

And I like facebook MUCH better than myspace, which scares me with the colors and the music and the pictures. Facebook reads much "cleaner" to me.


Allyson - Mar 28, 2008 1:03:14 pm PDT #8047 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I loved scrabble on facebook, but now that my desk is in a more public area, I have to be super stealthy and I can't play!!!


megan walker - Mar 28, 2008 1:03:50 pm PDT #8048 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

You know you (and every one else) are more than welcome to call me (in response to a text or otherwise) at any time.

But that's one of my major accomplishments this year--learning to text juliana back! Sad, but true.

I do love the texting. I fear for my friends when I get a phone with a QWERTY keyboard.

So do I... So do I...


Susan W. - Mar 28, 2008 1:08:23 pm PDT #8049 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I'm eating Krispy Kreme AIFG!

I'm on Facebook and keep intending to set up a MySpace account mostly because I've been told they're a good free publicity thing for author types, and maybe someday I'll actually sell a book. I'll need all the free publicity I can get, and I figure already knowing how to use the sites will help. But I can't imagine using them in preference to email to communicate. They're just not as direct, unless I'm missing something. I mean, my niece who's getting married in January is on Facebook, and I've been using it to keep up with her wedding plans, and when we talk about AB being a flower girl, half of it is on my page and half on Rachel's, and it's just so disjointed compared to if we were doing it in email and it was all neatly threaded in my gmail account as God intended.


brenda m - Mar 28, 2008 1:27:03 pm PDT #8050 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Let me here reveal my scaly dinosaur skin and the tiny peanut-sized brain in my tail by saying that I completely don't understand Facebook. I'm signed up on it, and I'm always getting vampire and greening the earth and virtual cupcake offers from Buffistas and other friends, and I attempt to respond but then I feel like I'm spamming everyone I know with useless shit, and I don't understand how to send people messages, and I don't get how the communities work, and I've derived no networking benefits from it at all other than being added to the friends network of a co-worker in my now-ex-boss's Columbus office who is looking for no-strings-attached atheist sex playmates and possible bowling buddies (really? You post this "Looking for" request under your professional profile? Um, okay).

JZ is me. Well, except for the sexing and bowling parts.


Jessica - Mar 28, 2008 1:27:05 pm PDT #8051 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

somehow they (a) seem like a chore in a way that just picking up the phone isn't

Man, I am the exact opposite - I almost always find it easier to text than to call.


juliana - Mar 28, 2008 1:30:53 pm PDT #8052 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

sits with Jessica in the "text rules! phone drools!" corner