Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Mar 28, 2008 7:19:18 am PDT #7930 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Well, it looks like I'm outta here shortly. I'll be mostly very dark grey for the next few weeks, with occasional looks at the interwebs while at Mom's.

Have a great couple of weeks, everyone!


Kat - Mar 28, 2008 7:22:21 am PDT #7931 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

If SAP is the SAP I think it is, I whole heartedly agree.

I love Applebees conceptually, like ooooh! It's where Tyra works on FNL. But for actual food consumption? I'd prefer Cracker Barrel.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 28, 2008 7:24:55 am PDT #7932 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OMG I HATE SAP

But it makes syrup!


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2008 7:25:07 am PDT #7933 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have fun, Kathy!


Aims - Mar 28, 2008 7:26:11 am PDT #7934 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Once in a while, I wonder how different my life might be if I had been raised by a plump -- or even just average-sized -- woman.

I was raised by plump women who used to be quite thin and it was hell. My grandmother would pat me on the tummy and say, "Need to start some situps before that gets any bigger!" and then accuse me of being anorexic for not taking a third helping of mashed potatoes. Gotta love it.

Both my sister and I are curvy, volumptuous (sp?) women (she's thinner than I am, but I got what she calls "the good legs") and it's taken Mom about 10 years to figure out that hey - we're both relatively healthy so shuddup.


lisah - Mar 28, 2008 7:26:13 am PDT #7935 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Have a great vacation, Kathy!

I don't think I"ve ever eaten at an Applebees.

Turns out I've been paying for dental insurance since I started here but didn't actually have it. But, the upside of working for a tiny company is that I'll be reimbursed without a lot of beaurocratic rigamarole. And open enrollment is next month so i'll be set up then.


Nutty - Mar 28, 2008 7:28:54 am PDT #7936 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think "colonoscopy" and "robots" should not happen in the same sentence. There is just a conceptual wrongness there.

I did not know that ringworm is like athlete's foot! (I've never had either.) I do know that athlete's foot cream and yeast infection cream are the same cream, because they uncleverly used the same name (Lotrimin) and what are the odds.

food that is bad for me

I have heard tales of sweet potato fries fried in duck fat, but don't know where you would get them in your neck of the woods.


Jessica - Mar 28, 2008 7:32:29 am PDT #7937 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

But it makes syrup!

Not sap. SAP. Sap is yummy. SAP is evil.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 28, 2008 7:32:31 am PDT #7938 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Self-propelled colonoscopy robots: [link]

The possibilities for practical jokes are endless...


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2008 7:35:13 am PDT #7939 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The possibilities for practical jokes are endless...

"We replaced the lubricant in Bob's self-propelled colonoscopy robot with cayenne pepper. Let's see if he notices."