The possibilities for practical jokes are endless...
"We replaced the lubricant in Bob's self-propelled colonoscopy robot with cayenne pepper. Let's see if he notices."
Xander: I do have Spaghetti-os. Set 'em on top of the dryer and you're a fluff cycle away from lukewarm goodness. Riley: I, uh, had dryer-food for lunch.
'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2008 7:35:13 am PDT #7939 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Miracleman - Mar 28, 2008 7:40:54 am PDT #7940 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
OMG I HATE SAP
With you.
So with you.
Polter-Cow - Mar 28, 2008 7:42:19 am PDT #7941 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Statistical Analysis Plan?
Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2008 7:44:07 am PDT #7942 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
msbelle - Mar 28, 2008 7:45:22 am PDT #7943 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am going to have to learn bits and pieces of SAP shortly. it makes me cry and I know virtually nothing about it.
sumi - Mar 28, 2008 7:47:41 am PDT #7944 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
flea - Mar 28, 2008 7:50:41 am PDT #7945 of 10001
information libertarian
When you all say SAP what do you mean? I use SAP R/3 a little bit, and it's kind of clunky but it doesn't make me want to kill myself. Are other products worse?
Polter-Cow - Mar 28, 2008 7:53:38 am PDT #7946 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It kind of defies description.
But they're one of Fortune's Most Admired Companies!
Jessica - Mar 28, 2008 7:53:44 am PDT #7947 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I don't know, it just says SAP Easy Access at the top. I only use it to create POs, and I hate it so very, very much.
Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2008 7:55:40 am PDT #7948 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
SAP is managerware. It's costly and extremely disruptive to implement, but it gives managers the warm fuzzies, because it makes them feel like they're actually managing.