It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Mar 28, 2008 5:28:15 am PDT #7866 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Oh, good, now I get to call the help desk.

t cheerfully starts with flea's cataloging professor


Vortex - Mar 28, 2008 5:29:47 am PDT #7867 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Oddly, she has stopped bringing up my weight ever since I got A Boyfriend Who Obviously Loves Me Even Though I'm Chubby.

@@ Mothers.


Jesse - Mar 28, 2008 5:30:41 am PDT #7868 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(I read this first as an "acting" course and was not sure how an on-line acting class would work or why you would be doing it for work.)

Me too!


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2008 5:31:40 am PDT #7869 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

(I read this first as an "acting" course and was not sure how an on-line acting class would work or why you would be doing it for work.)

Me too!

Uh, I didn't realize until these 2 posts that it ISN'T an acting class.


shrift - Mar 28, 2008 5:33:11 am PDT #7870 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My seething rage will not be appeased with offerings of mere baubles.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 28, 2008 5:35:37 am PDT #7871 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My seething rage will not be appeased with offerings of mere baubles.

Not even if it's MCR?


Kathy A - Mar 28, 2008 5:36:40 am PDT #7872 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Thanks for the support, everyone! Yeah, I know that if I ever got a boyfriend even while fat, she'd be less likely to push the "you've got to lose weight; why don't you try gastric bypass, since it worked so well for your sister?" thing. Sorry, Mom, I'm not that desperate that I'd mutilate my insides and ruin any enjoyment I have in food for the rest of my freakin' life!

(Not to say that anyone, including my sister, who's been through the surgery is wrong, just that it isn't right for me.)

Well, I was going to assume absolute domination over it and bring us into a Golden Age under my benevolent tyranny, gifting all my friends with an entourage of cyborg ninja zombie slaves to do thy bidding.

I see "Golden Age" and start thinking of Harriet Jones, Prime Minister, being brought down by the Doctor's six little words. "Don't you think she looks tired?"


Vortex - Mar 28, 2008 5:38:36 am PDT #7873 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Not to mention that you are working on yourself. You're swimming, you're eating better; you're doing all of the right things to lose weight.


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2008 5:40:30 am PDT #7874 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

why don't you try gastric bypass, since it worked so well for your sister?

My mom's subtle take on WLS: "Steph, I watched one of those Discovery Health programs about people who have their stomachs stapled [this is how she still refers to it]. It seems pretty extreme....have you ever thought about it?"

(No, but once in a while I think a mom-ectomy might be a good thing....)


shrift - Mar 28, 2008 5:41:33 am PDT #7875 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Not even if it's MCR?

You get MCR to swing by my cube today with a presentation on why I shouldn't destroy the universe, and we'll see.