It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Mar 27, 2008 12:36:04 pm PDT #7766 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I've had a number of different types of ultrasound and never had any pain. Just goop.


Susan W. - Mar 27, 2008 12:46:50 pm PDT #7767 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Grammar question:

Is it "Department staff maintain..." or "Department staff maintains..."? The former looks right to me, but Word's grammar checker is disagreeing.


tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 12:48:20 pm PDT #7768 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I say the first looks right. The second seems to me would only be right if there is a monolithic entity called "Department Staff."


Jessica - Mar 27, 2008 12:59:34 pm PDT #7769 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Unless they won't let you--like those bastards at NY Methodist!

That must vary by department, because I saw all of mine. I have the printouts on my desk right now, AIFG!


megan walker - Mar 27, 2008 1:05:08 pm PDT #7770 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Oh I'm sure they let you if you are pregnant, that's why that "legal" talk was all bullshit. And actually, I understand the whole "we don't want to scare the shit out of you" argument. But persisting when I clearly knew what the hell was going on? Annoying.


Kathy A - Mar 27, 2008 1:05:17 pm PDT #7771 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oh, ugh--I just looked at my flight itinerary for tomorrow closely, and noticed that the plane I'm supposed to take on American is one of those MD-80s that are being inspected right now. From their website, it looks like the flight is still scheduled, but that might change by tomorrow. I hate possible flight cancellation!


megan walker - Mar 27, 2008 1:20:52 pm PDT #7772 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

hivemind question: trashcan or garbage can?


Kathy A - Mar 27, 2008 1:22:24 pm PDT #7773 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Both, but I guess I use "garbage/garbage can" more often.


amych - Mar 27, 2008 1:28:50 pm PDT #7774 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hmm. Trash can for non-kitchen, garbage/garbage can for kitchen. Just because I'm difficult.


Sheryl - Mar 27, 2008 1:30:21 pm PDT #7775 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday to Noah and Grace and K-bug!

We have a TiVo!