I think I deserve cookies for solving complicated accounting software problems while high on Sudafed.
Elliot: I thought I said discreet. Gwen: What, do you see nipple?
'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 27, 2008 11:34:04 am PDT #7743 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
§ ita § - Mar 27, 2008 11:34:22 am PDT #7744 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm sorry.
The pull to post was inexorable, and a rickroll caveated isn't a rickroll at all.
brenda m - Mar 27, 2008 11:42:41 am PDT #7745 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I still don't know what it is, but now I'm a-skeert to find out.
Theodosia - Mar 27, 2008 11:46:01 am PDT #7746 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ha! I clicked on the second link first, and avoided ita's evil yet inevitable trap.
This doesn't so much get me my motivation back as give me a little feeble glow of triumph. I shall add tinder and blow on it a whole lot in the hopes of lighting a fire with it....
Liese S. - Mar 27, 2008 11:48:10 am PDT #7747 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I think the piner is Liese.
Hee. Oh, those halcyon days of pining. Sweet Andy, for whom I created computer generated cards with Print Shop which read, "Te adoro, Antonio" even though your name was Anthony, and probably it wasn't all that anonymous a way to send love notes since I was the only one geeky enough to do something like that. If only I had been willing to pretend that I needed your help in fluid power automation class instead of brushing you off, who knows what might have happened?
eta: He looked a little bit like Jordan Catalano, too, now that I think about it.
Ginger - Mar 27, 2008 11:50:52 am PDT #7748 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Heal fast, Emaryn!
The goo is unpleasant, but ultrasounds are painless, although I wouldn't recommend the breast biopsy one, in which they look at an ultrasound screen to guide the placement of a giant needle. The breast was very numb at the time, though. The cool part of ultrasounds is that you can usually see the screen.
megan walker - Mar 27, 2008 11:55:45 am PDT #7749 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
The cool part of ultrasounds is that you can usually see the screen.
Unless they won't let you--like those bastards at NY Methodist!
Ginger - Mar 27, 2008 12:07:49 pm PDT #7750 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Bastards, indeed. If you can't be amused by watching blurred pictures of your insides, the whole process becomes a pit of sticky boredom.
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 12:10:14 pm PDT #7751 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you can't be amused by watching blurred pictures of your insides, the whole process becomes a pit of sticky boredom.
Especially when you have some freakish alien life form growing inside you.
Ginger - Mar 27, 2008 12:12:56 pm PDT #7752 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Yeah, when you have a freakish alien life form growing inside you, you need all the distraction you can get.
Now I'm envisioning a movie scene in which the patient is watching the ultrasound screen as the alien life form comes alive and eats the ultrasound technician.