I don't really have a security blanket... unless you count Mr. Pointy.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Miracleman - Mar 27, 2008 8:49:43 am PDT #7636 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

The Plowman
The Milker
The Cross-Country Trucker
Moonshine

Don't forget The Combine and The Thresher.

Of course there should be equivalent superheroes. Captain John Deere. Sergeant Silo. The Green Tractor.


Jessica - Mar 27, 2008 8:51:06 am PDT #7637 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The Green Tractor.

And his nemesis, Yellow Bulldozer Man.


Gudanov - Mar 27, 2008 8:51:07 am PDT #7638 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Captain John Deere. The Green Tractor.

Spoiler: They are the same guy.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 27, 2008 8:52:23 am PDT #7639 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

that scone sounds delicious!

Indeed it does. There's a pizza chain up hear that does a fig & balsamic jam and prosciutto pizza with gorgonzola cheese on a rosemary crust. SO. GOOD.


Gudanov - Mar 27, 2008 8:53:49 am PDT #7640 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

And his nemesis, Yellow Bulldozer Man.

Sometimes he teams up with his sidekick Orange Barrel Boy to terrorize urban areas too.


Nutty - Mar 27, 2008 8:54:13 am PDT #7641 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I remember one time on Smallville, somebody climbed a large structure in Smallville -- a windmill? Something tall, anyway -- and you could see Metropolis in the distance.

I'm pretty sure their version of Metropolis has an ocean harbor, to boot. Oceans in Kansas! Awesome!

No Gotham is definitely in New Jersey.

Down these mean streets of Trenton a man must walk who is himself not mean, although, kinda vengeful at times, and also has a thing for bodysuits, but not in a freak way. He swears.


bon bon - Mar 27, 2008 8:54:35 am PDT #7642 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

About 70% of publicly-owned companies are incorporated in Delaware. I imagine all the supervillians (apparently not a word in Firefox) are all attracted to the sophisticated commercial courts and friendly state corporate law.


Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2008 8:54:39 am PDT #7643 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have spent my life thinking that Gotham City = Chicago and Metropolis = NYC. My world is askew.

Me too!

This is bad as the Lloyd Bentsen thing.


tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 8:57:18 am PDT #7644 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's still snowing. And my hand is wet and covered in dog fur.

Also, why do wet dogs always get that "wet dog" smell?


Polter-Cow - Mar 27, 2008 8:57:39 am PDT #7645 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I imagine all the supervillians (apparently not a word in Firefox)

That's because you spelled it wrong. (Supervillains.) Oh, Firefox doesn't like it spelled right either. What do you know.