And because the two messages didn't seem to belong together in one post --
Happy Birthday, Allyson!
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - Mar 26, 2008 5:50:54 am PDT #7334 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 26, 2008 5:52:51 am PDT #7335 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
1 of them is on my sex on a stick list, too (Steven Tyler). I was expecting Mick Jagger, who I also think is hella sexy, to be on that list. And David Crosby isn't really ugly, he just looks like a middle aged normal looking dude.
§ ita § - Mar 26, 2008 5:55:07 am PDT #7336 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Legally male and pregnant. Either I understand gender identity or I don't--I just can't work out which.
Gene Simmons has that tongue thing going for him.
hippocampus - Mar 26, 2008 6:00:37 am PDT #7337 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
did anyone else catch Frontline last night? it was crazy-making, but seemed amazingly well done to me.
msbelle - Mar 26, 2008 6:05:49 am PDT #7338 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
huh.
Gene is just nast. more him than his looks, but ewww.
§ ita § - Mar 26, 2008 6:20:24 am PDT #7339 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Mar 26, 2008 6:27:34 am PDT #7340 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Birthday Happies, Allyson!!!
ION, the Dr. I saw today thinks I probably have arthritis in my knee (a long-term effect of the injury in '91). But they're going to do an MRI of my knee to be sure. So I'm not sure if arthritis is the best-case scenario or what.
The Dr. did say the surgeons who operated on me in '91 did a good job.
Steph L. - Mar 26, 2008 6:31:40 am PDT #7341 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Legally male and pregnant. Either I understand gender identity or I don't--I just can't work out which.
So, he was born a female, underwent some reassignment surgery but kept the female reproductive organs? But is legally a man?
I admit I don't understand what criteria must be met in order for a transgendered person to be *legally* considered their "new" gender. Wouldn't having female reproductive organs pretty much be a criterion that puts one definitively in the "female" camp? In legal terms, that is? (Obviously, a person can self-identify as whatever gender he/she wishes. But in the eyes of the government, what does it take, if not reproductive organs?)
Interesting.
Jessica - Mar 26, 2008 6:36:54 am PDT #7342 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I admit I don't understand what criteria must be met in order for a transgendered person to be *legally* considered their "new" gender.
IIRC, it varies by state, but commonly you have to live as your preferred gender for at least a year before you can be considered legally that gender. My understanding is that "bottom surgery" is actually much less common than most non-trans people assume.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 26, 2008 6:38:00 am PDT #7343 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Happy Birthday, Allyson!
Most. Distrubing. Teddy Bear. Ever.
I don't find it disturbing at all... not sure what all the fuss is about.
Dude, it looks less like a bear, more like a morbidly obese Furry caught in the process of suiting up!
Admittedly, not as freaky as JZ's stuffed animal. But then that's true of most David Cronenberg creations as well.