Women! You hos! That's no way to behave!
When my sister's GF got pregnant for the first time, I asked her, "How do I know it's mine?"
We knocked 'em deader!
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2008 9:54:28 am PDT #7157 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nutty - Mar 25, 2008 10:13:42 am PDT #7158 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
consent forms
Hello, can of worms, meet potential fraud.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 10:16:51 am PDT #7159 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
eta: I wonder if it'd work on cats.... You know, hypothetically, if someone wanted to confuse them....
Why not just call Confuse-a-cat?
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2008 10:25:45 am PDT #7160 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why not just call Confuse-a-cat?
No, I want to confuse the humans doing the test. My cat does not need to be confused.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 25, 2008 10:37:17 am PDT #7161 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
There is a moose in the house! [link]
Kathy A - Mar 25, 2008 10:40:45 am PDT #7162 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I always love when cashiers scrutinize your signatures
I'll at least look at the signature if the credit card has "See ID" on the back. If the customer willingly hands over the ID, I figure it matches even if it doesn't really. If they're either surprised by the request, or reluctant to show me ID, I would ask them to wait while I check with the manager (I've never had to do this, though).
Amy - Mar 25, 2008 10:43:01 am PDT #7163 of 10001
Because books.
We're supposed to ask for ID for anyone whose card isn't signed, and most people seem really grateful. (The ones who've written "See ID" always are, and say almost no one ever asks.)
It still surprises me when women come in with their husbands' cards, and are surprised when I won't accept it. If it's a joint account, you should have your own card.
beekaytee - Mar 25, 2008 10:45:18 am PDT #7164 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
(The ones who've written "See ID" always are, and say almost no one ever asks.)
This is me.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 10:45:43 am PDT #7165 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There is a moose in the house!
I suspect box training is not an option.
Also, I wouldn't want the moose in there during mating season.
sarameg - Mar 25, 2008 10:47:15 am PDT #7166 of 10001
My signature is totally smeared off my card on the back.
Good thing it is also printed (by the cc company, not me) on the front. And it has a 13 year old picture of me. I really need to send them something more recent.