Why not just call Confuse-a-cat?
No, I want to confuse the humans doing the test. My cat does not need to be confused.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2008 10:25:45 am PDT #7160 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 25, 2008 10:37:17 am PDT #7161 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
There is a moose in the house! [link]
Kathy A - Mar 25, 2008 10:40:45 am PDT #7162 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I always love when cashiers scrutinize your signatures
I'll at least look at the signature if the credit card has "See ID" on the back. If the customer willingly hands over the ID, I figure it matches even if it doesn't really. If they're either surprised by the request, or reluctant to show me ID, I would ask them to wait while I check with the manager (I've never had to do this, though).
Amy - Mar 25, 2008 10:43:01 am PDT #7163 of 10001
Because books.
We're supposed to ask for ID for anyone whose card isn't signed, and most people seem really grateful. (The ones who've written "See ID" always are, and say almost no one ever asks.)
It still surprises me when women come in with their husbands' cards, and are surprised when I won't accept it. If it's a joint account, you should have your own card.
beekaytee - Mar 25, 2008 10:45:18 am PDT #7164 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
(The ones who've written "See ID" always are, and say almost no one ever asks.)
This is me.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 10:45:43 am PDT #7165 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There is a moose in the house!
I suspect box training is not an option.
Also, I wouldn't want the moose in there during mating season.
sarameg - Mar 25, 2008 10:47:15 am PDT #7166 of 10001
My signature is totally smeared off my card on the back.
Good thing it is also printed (by the cc company, not me) on the front. And it has a 13 year old picture of me. I really need to send them something more recent.
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2008 10:47:40 am PDT #7167 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, I wouldn't want the moose in there during mating season.
And keep your sister away....
beekaytee - Mar 25, 2008 10:48:41 am PDT #7168 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Also, I wouldn't want the moose in there during mating season.
My first thought at seeing the couple climbing into bed with a moose was "There is a relationship that needs refocusing."
I can see not wanting to be in close proximity to your partner in bed...hey, I sleep alone coupled or uncoupled...but when you invite a MOOSE to make the point? Overkill.
Not to mention...what if that behemoth rolls over in the night? Partner Pancake!!
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 10:49:53 am PDT #7169 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Not to mention...what if that behemoth rolls over in the night? Partner Pancake!!
It's a Darwin Award waiting to happen.