Obama's Iraq speech
My god he's on a roll lately.
Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.
'Soul Purpose'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Mar 19, 2008 10:19:20 am PDT #5972 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Sparky1 - Mar 19, 2008 10:19:32 am PDT #5973 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
BRILLIANT. I got confused when the US morphed into chicken nuggets and chicken sammich though.
There are cheat sheets at the website in case you don't recognize the food or the battle.
Kathy A - Mar 19, 2008 10:20:19 am PDT #5974 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My cat loves to knead, especially my blanket (microfiber apparently is a very kneadable fabric) and my stomach (lots of cushiness to knead there). It's fine, except when she's overdue for a claw trimming, like now--IOW, last night's kneading session was filled with my saying, "Ouch, damnit, those claws sting, cat!"
Amy - Mar 19, 2008 10:22:31 am PDT #5975 of 10001
Because books.
I lived with a kneading cat
We had a kneading cat who also drooled when he was really happy, especially if you were petting him. He also liked to suck and lick earlobes.
Our girl dog, Lucy, never humped anything as far as I can remember, but she was spayed as early as recommended, so. My uncle's little Shit-zus used to hump everything in sight, though.
sarameg - Mar 19, 2008 10:23:56 am PDT #5976 of 10001
God, that was gross.
How is kneading gross? I find it about as harmless as purring, just more likely to physically annoy.
Emily - Mar 19, 2008 10:26:52 am PDT #5977 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
My cat has started scratching the carpet, and won't stop. Don't know what that's about. I've clipped her nails and she has multiple scratching appliances (if you will).
In other news, Wite-Out is the most obstinate substance I have ever had the misfortune of spilling on stuff. Dammit!
Lee - Mar 19, 2008 10:29:02 am PDT #5978 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm so sorry about your niece, scrappy. Much health-ma to her.
sumi - Mar 19, 2008 10:31:04 am PDT #5979 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
My god he's on a roll lately.
I think that tomorrow he speaks on the economy.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2008 10:31:04 am PDT #5980 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
He also liked to suck and lick earlobes.
With a sandpaper-y cat tongue? No thanks.
How is kneading gross? I find it about as harmless as purring, just more likely to physically annoy.
Well, if the cat decided it didn't want to be grounded and hadn't been trimmed recently, I can see a few ways.
Steph L. - Mar 19, 2008 10:31:31 am PDT #5981 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
God, that was gross.
How is kneading gross?
Cats kneading isn't a sexual thing. It's a comfort thing. Kittens knead their momcats' bellies to get the milk going when they want to eat, and then as adult cats, it's just a throwback comfort thing.
My stepdad calls it "the footie dance."