Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Mar 19, 2008 10:13:38 am PDT #5967 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

And you know doggy humping isn't necessarily a sexual thing, it can just be a way to assert dominance.


sumi - Mar 19, 2008 10:15:35 am PDT #5968 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Obama's Iraq speech


Kat - Mar 19, 2008 10:17:02 am PDT #5969 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Food Fight: An Edible History of Modern Warfare

BRILLIANT. I got confused when the US morphed into chicken nuggets and chicken sammich though.


Dana - Mar 19, 2008 10:17:11 am PDT #5970 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's a two-day sale, FYI.

Didn't help me any, of course. t sigh


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2008 10:17:32 am PDT #5971 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You had dobermans, right? Yeah, those are some pretty in-your-face specific body parts when they get enthusiastic.

Just a metaphor, right? Please?

Right--now, if it had been Great Danes...

I'd never thought of it as a breed specific thing.

I lived with a kneading cat, and I do have to say that at least the dogs would stop when told to, even if they needed reminding. The cat wouldn't. You had to turf it to get peace. God, that was gross.

Good to see you're so chill, JZ. Kick back and stay relaxed.


amych - Mar 19, 2008 10:19:20 am PDT #5972 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Obama's Iraq speech

My god he's on a roll lately.


Sparky1 - Mar 19, 2008 10:19:32 am PDT #5973 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

BRILLIANT. I got confused when the US morphed into chicken nuggets and chicken sammich though.

There are cheat sheets at the website in case you don't recognize the food or the battle.


Kathy A - Mar 19, 2008 10:20:19 am PDT #5974 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My cat loves to knead, especially my blanket (microfiber apparently is a very kneadable fabric) and my stomach (lots of cushiness to knead there). It's fine, except when she's overdue for a claw trimming, like now--IOW, last night's kneading session was filled with my saying, "Ouch, damnit, those claws sting, cat!"


Amy - Mar 19, 2008 10:22:31 am PDT #5975 of 10001
Because books.

I lived with a kneading cat

We had a kneading cat who also drooled when he was really happy, especially if you were petting him. He also liked to suck and lick earlobes.

Our girl dog, Lucy, never humped anything as far as I can remember, but she was spayed as early as recommended, so. My uncle's little Shit-zus used to hump everything in sight, though.


sarameg - Mar 19, 2008 10:23:56 am PDT #5976 of 10001

God, that was gross.

How is kneading gross? I find it about as harmless as purring, just more likely to physically annoy.