So exhausted. May curl up and die under my desk. Send burrito.
I don't know why, but I'm picturing some cowboys riding up to your office on horseback. Then as they enter your office, the receptionist exclaims, "The Burrito Rangers are here!"
It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.
Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 6:01:33 am PDT #5880 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dana - Mar 19, 2008 6:06:23 am PDT #5881 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
So exhausted. May curl up and die under my desk. Send burrito.
I'm totally having a burrito for lunch. And a GIANT cookie.
Emily - Mar 19, 2008 6:07:21 am PDT #5882 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
What kills me is they try all of these incentive programs for teacher attendance. A person I worked with for a bit had 5 years without an absence and got $3.00 as her incentive. WTF?!
Ah, bureaucratically administered education programs. What would we do without you? We'd actually have to pay for farce!
Hey, anyone know how to get Wite-Out off a keyboard? And, er, computer? And desk? And glasses?
shrift - Mar 19, 2008 6:10:42 am PDT #5883 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm totally having a burrito for lunch.
Me, too. Because the burrito place is a block away, and I don't think I can drag myself any farther.
Kat - Mar 19, 2008 6:12:01 am PDT #5884 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
nail polish remover will clean up wite out.
Jessica - Mar 19, 2008 6:12:44 am PDT #5885 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My favorite burrito place is closed because of the crane collapse last week. (Which happened basically right on top of it.) BOOO.
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 6:22:27 am PDT #5886 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Awesome and funny SciFi story - BoingBoing describes it so:
"Wikihistory" is a delightful science fiction short story by Desmond Warzel in the form of a series of messages posted to a time-travellers' forum -- it's basically a Wikipedia edit war, where the old hands have to keep on slapping down the noobs for killing Hitler:
International Association of Time Travelers: Members' Forum Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War
Page 263
11/15/2104
At 14:52:28, FreedomFighter69 wrote:
Reporting my first temporal excursion since joining IATT: have just returned from 1936 Berlin, having taken the place of one of Leni Riefenstahl's cameramen and assassinated Adolf Hitler during the opening of the Olympic Games. Let a free world rejoice!
At 14:57:44, SilverFox316 wrote:
Back from 1936 Berlin; incapacitated FreedomFighter69 before he could pull his little stunt. Freedomfighter69, as you are a new member, please read IATT Bulletin 1147 regarding the killing of Hitler before your next excursion. Failure to do so may result in your expulsion per Bylaw 223.
At 18:06:59, BigChill wrote:
Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what's the harm?
Glamcookie - Mar 19, 2008 6:26:30 am PDT #5887 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Hivemind: Any ideas on what to use to get crusty, liquid meds off of cat fur? My poor kitty has matted fur around the mouth from messy meds and I've tried a warm washcloth (with no soap) and baby wipes. Neither did the job.
Jessica - Mar 19, 2008 6:28:23 am PDT #5888 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what's the harm?
Bwah! Off to read the rest...
[edit: Yeah, that was awesome.]
Miracleman - Mar 19, 2008 6:28:25 am PDT #5889 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
tommyrot: BWAH!! Awesome story!!