Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what's the harm?
Bwah! Off to read the rest...
[edit: Yeah, that was awesome.]
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 19, 2008 6:28:23 am PDT #5888 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Miracleman - Mar 19, 2008 6:28:25 am PDT #5889 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
tommyrot: BWAH!! Awesome story!!
Shir - Mar 19, 2008 6:36:55 am PDT #5890 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
It somewhat reminded me "The Auschwitz Circus" by Matthew Wells.
Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2008 6:55:51 am PDT #5891 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, Fone Bone!
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2008 6:58:47 am PDT #5892 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
That story was great!
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 7:00:04 am PDT #5893 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I love the "Anyone?" after eight days of no posts....
P.M. Marc - Mar 19, 2008 7:21:43 am PDT #5894 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh, man. That was hilarious!
Point of order: issues related to Hitler's service in the Bavarian Army ought to go in the World War I forum.
Tommyrot, have you seen these? [link]
JZ - Mar 19, 2008 7:22:52 am PDT #5895 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Happy birthday, Fone Bone!
Will read the story later...have to leave for an interview now. Ulp.
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 7:23:51 am PDT #5896 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tommyrot, have you seen these? [link]
Oh, that's hysterical! I totally have to get a hairless cat now....
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 7:25:02 am PDT #5897 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In the latest issue of Harp, a magazine for music fans, Dave Grohl announces his independent run for the presidency.
Here's the Foo Fighters frontman offering some refreshing candor on drugs:
I'm just going to come clean, I have inhaled bags of 'shrooms. I haven't done drugs for the past 20 years, to be really honest. I've smoked, [expletive], like six hits off a joint in the last 20 years. I have never done cocaine, ever in my life. I have never done heroin, I have never done speed. I have had my share of acid and mushrooms and I have smoked fields of marijuana, but by the age of 20 I realized, if I don't stop now, I'll never have the chance to be the President of the United States of America. This dream is a long time in the making, it's been almost 20 years of preparing to run silently. Gathering my ideas and support. I haven't done drugs in a long time. Because they are against the law.