Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Mar 19, 2008 4:40:42 am PDT #5840 of 10001
Swouncing

brenda! Amy! Ouise! Goodness, I've missed posting with you guys.

Jessica! Happy birthday-of-your-DH!

The less caffeine a Buffista poster consumes, the more likely he is to misread an article.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a tired Buffista in possession of a reading comprehension difficulty must be in want of a coffee.


Amy - Mar 19, 2008 4:45:24 am PDT #5841 of 10001
Because books.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a tired Buffista in possession of a reading comprehension difficulty must be in want of a coffee.

Heh.

Aw. Wear a Sweater Day. Zipper not required.


Jessica - Mar 19, 2008 4:46:16 am PDT #5842 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a tired Buffista in possession of a reading comprehension difficulty must be in want of a coffee.

Oh my I love this sentence. We should put it on a t-shirt.

And thank you!


sumi - Mar 19, 2008 4:54:11 am PDT #5843 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Charming puppy

Happy Birthday Fone Bone!


lisah - Mar 19, 2008 4:54:37 am PDT #5844 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Interestingly (to me anyway) the Obama speach story on the front page of the Sun was not as big as the verdict delivered in juvenile court on a group of black kids who beat up a white woman on a bus in my neighborhood (and both were smaller than almighty college basketball). [link]

A woman in my friend's sociology class claimed that the story the prosecuteres were telling couldn't possibly be true because children could never be that vicious.

One of the prosecuting attorneys was the state's attorney on the stupid, stupid drug case on which I was an alternate jury member last year. Baltimore, it's a small town. (I also recently overheard a conversation about the woman who was beaten up: [link]


Sophia Brooks - Mar 19, 2008 4:56:49 am PDT #5845 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Fone Bone!

Also, what a cuuuuuuuute puppy!


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 4:57:56 am PDT #5846 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does pork count as red meat? (I'm supposed to not have red meat for three days for a stool sample....)


msbelle - Mar 19, 2008 4:58:44 am PDT #5847 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

pork is the OTHER white meat.


Dana - Mar 19, 2008 4:59:25 am PDT #5848 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, and I hate my hair this morning too.


Emily - Mar 19, 2008 4:59:26 am PDT #5849 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Hi all! This is my strident-teaching-related post of the day, so skip at will:

Okay, so Education Week is reporting on a study that shows that the more days a teacher is absent, the poorer the students do (well, at least on test). Okay, that makes sense. I hate that it's used to make teachers feel guilty about needed days off (I may have mentioned that we have one guy who's responsible for calling substitutes and we're constantly getting "this day is closed for subs because we already have too many teachers absent" emails), but it makes sense. This is my favorite part.

That study also linked "schools with high proportions of poor children" to a greater number of teacher absences. "In addition, the Harvard study found that teachers in schools with larger enrollments tended to take more sick and personal days than those in smaller schools."

Uh-huh. I can't come up with a more erudite reaction than DUH. Who could imagine that a) higher-stress jobs result in less healthy employees or b) larger populations result in more illnesses? By this point last year, I'd taken at least one sick day a month (sometimes because I was about to break down at work and possibly jump out the window). This year, I've taken two sick days all year.