yeesh it sounds like an episode of Entourage.
I got stabbed, you know, right here.
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Laga - Mar 17, 2008 3:35:40 pm PDT #5581 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2008 3:37:23 pm PDT #5582 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jaysus Scrappy. Pour yourself a cocktail and put your feet up. Skritch the pets and treat it like PPV.
Okay. Work did not kill me.
Maybe troubleshooting my PC will. Yikes.
sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 3:38:52 pm PDT #5583 of 10001
Cause he's him! Wishing you both smooth(er) sailing in the future.
OK, you'd think I would have learned to not put sharp things in my pockets after I accidentally sewed the surgical scissors used to remove my mom's c-section stitches into my winter coat ( they were from my birth! What? She saw them and knew they'd make good seam rippers for sewing and so took 'em) and subsequently stabbed myself in the hip one day (which is a weird sort of symmetry...)
But no. Stabbed myself with one of those flossers tucked into my fleece.
aurelia - Mar 17, 2008 3:42:01 pm PDT #5584 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I accidentally sewed the surgical scissors used to remove my mom's c-section stitches into my winter coat
...
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2008 3:42:48 pm PDT #5585 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, it's a fragment of a sentence that leaps right off the page, isn't it?
Jesse - Mar 17, 2008 3:44:40 pm PDT #5586 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sheesh, scrappy! At least it's more interesting that work bullshit for most of the rest of us...
sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 3:44:56 pm PDT #5587 of 10001
I was using them to rip a seam to replace the zipper! And then when I stitched the seam back up, they got sewn inside.
It sounds even weirder, doesn't it?
And then I went through airport security several times over the next year before they attacked me.
sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 3:47:02 pm PDT #5588 of 10001
She was very happy to get them back. None of the other scissors on the market quite compare.
aurelia - Mar 17, 2008 3:54:16 pm PDT #5589 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
uh huh.
Pour yourself a cocktail and put your feet up. Skritch the pets and treat it like PPV.
I think ita's got the right idea there, Scrappy.
sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 3:57:54 pm PDT #5590 of 10001
To add to the weirdness, I have the scissors she confiscated from the c-section with my brother.