I accidentally sewed the surgical scissors used to remove my mom's c-section stitches into my winter coat
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And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Mar 17, 2008 3:42:01 pm PDT #5584 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2008 3:42:48 pm PDT #5585 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, it's a fragment of a sentence that leaps right off the page, isn't it?
Jesse - Mar 17, 2008 3:44:40 pm PDT #5586 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sheesh, scrappy! At least it's more interesting that work bullshit for most of the rest of us...
sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 3:44:56 pm PDT #5587 of 10001
I was using them to rip a seam to replace the zipper! And then when I stitched the seam back up, they got sewn inside.
It sounds even weirder, doesn't it?
And then I went through airport security several times over the next year before they attacked me.
sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 3:47:02 pm PDT #5588 of 10001
She was very happy to get them back. None of the other scissors on the market quite compare.
aurelia - Mar 17, 2008 3:54:16 pm PDT #5589 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
uh huh.
Pour yourself a cocktail and put your feet up. Skritch the pets and treat it like PPV.
I think ita's got the right idea there, Scrappy.
sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 3:57:54 pm PDT #5590 of 10001
To add to the weirdness, I have the scissors she confiscated from the c-section with my brother.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 17, 2008 4:05:58 pm PDT #5591 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Thanks for the facebook thoughts. I feel weird about it because I am Sophia Brooks on the internet, but I need to use my real name for this facebook group, and then I somehow have mixed identities.
Scrappy, I also think a cocktail would help.
Scrappy - Mar 17, 2008 4:42:19 pm PDT #5592 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
A cocktail would very likely help, but it will have to be later, as I am leaving at 500am to make an 8am plane and I still have to pack and must do that before I collapse. I must say venting a bit has cooled me down, so thanks y'all.
Kat - Mar 17, 2008 4:49:22 pm PDT #5593 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sara, WTF?! c-section scissors in your coat? (BTW, wanna come visit at the end of the month?)
I spent $70 at Ikea and got 4 lightbulbs, and 2 lamps. The lightbulbs cost as much as the lamp!