Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Mar 15, 2008 5:48:28 am PDT #5207 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Or maybe it was just me.

Group Hug?


Theodosia - Mar 15, 2008 6:00:45 am PDT #5208 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Always up for a group hug. I watched Legion and stayed for Spider-Man. Now I can blame Sheryl for my getting nothing done this morning! Yay?


DavidS - Mar 15, 2008 6:20:45 am PDT #5209 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::contentedly snuggles up with Perkins and Theo::


tommyrot - Mar 15, 2008 6:30:41 am PDT #5210 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Balloon lost in the sky with diamond

See, I'd be thinking, "Gee, there's a possibility of something going wrong with this plan...."

It had seemed a romantic and highly original way to propose to the love of your life with a £6,000 diamond ring.

Lefkos Hajji, 28, wanted to make his engagement one his girlfriend would never forget, only to have his dreams cruelly snatched from his grasp by a gust of wind.

Rather than simply dropping to one knee before Leanne, 26, he told a florist to put her engagement ring in a silver helium balloon.

But no sooner had he left the shop when his plans backfired spectacularly and the balloons blew away - taking the ring with them.

Keeping his prize in sight, Mr Hajji, from Hackney, London, pursued the balloons for two hours in his car across London before giving them up as lost.

He told the Sun newspaper: "I couldn't believe it. I just watched as it went further and further into the air.

"I felt like such a plonker. It cost a fortune and I knew my girlfriend would kill me.

"I though I would give Leanne a pin so I could literally pop the question."

While Mr Hajji hopes the ring will still turn up, his girlfriend, as he suspected, was apparently less than impressed.

Florist Helen Savva, of Cockfosters, London, told the newspaper: "I thought he was taking a risk. I said, 'I hope you hold onto it'."

eta: He should have named the balloon 'Lucy.'


DavidS - Mar 15, 2008 6:55:50 am PDT #5211 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He is definitely a plonker.


Ginger - Mar 15, 2008 7:21:05 am PDT #5212 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have now assured various relatives that I am fine, even though downtown looks like it was visited by the Cloverfield creature.

For those of you would would like to see what the aftermath of Tornado vs. City looks like: [link]


Beverly - Mar 15, 2008 7:43:28 am PDT #5213 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Wow. Those pictures are a little frightening. So glad you and the dog escaped damage, Ginger.

Also, that's the third time in two days I've seen sever as an alternate spelling of severe.


Consuela - Mar 15, 2008 9:02:59 am PDT #5214 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Well, I feel better now about being too lazy to stretch after my run this morning. (NYTimes)

The most efficient runners, those who exerted the least effort to maintain a pace, were the stiffest.

Oh, wait, no, that's not good. I don't want to be efficient: I want to burn more calories! Huh.


meara - Mar 15, 2008 9:30:15 am PDT #5215 of 10001

Damnit. I thought, because you can file for a week starting on Sunday, that you could file for the previous week through Saturday. Apparently you have to file by Friday. CRAP.

Just not what I need right now.


Susan W. - Mar 15, 2008 10:02:14 am PDT #5216 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Is there a French speaker in the house?

I need a translation of the following:

I wish I'd never married you, you treasonous bitch!

Thanks!