We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Glamcookie - Mar 14, 2008 7:35:14 am PDT #4969 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I don't understand using the snooze button. You set the alarm to when you have to get up, if you can hit the snooze button then you didn't have to get up as early as you set the alarm. Just set the alarm later and get the good sleep instead of the crappy snooze sleep.

Gud is totally me. I've said this exact thing to GF. She has not bought in. Once I wake up, I'm awake. It would take me more than 9 minutes to even get back to sleep, so what's the point of snoozing? Also, if I am able to drift off, I'm gonna be pissed when that alarm goes again.

Morning people are freaky freaks who freak my shit out.

Word. There is someone in my office who is obnoxiously perky in the morning. I've had to tell her more than once that I need more coffee before I can deal rationally with that much perkiness (we're friendly, so it's not as assy as it sounds).

It strikes me as somehow wrong that being a prostitute should end up being a good career move.

And again I am Gud. I heard how she's getting record deal offers and of course the nudie mags are calling her. There is something seriously wrong with our societal values when scandal immediately catapults someone to fame.


Jesse - Mar 14, 2008 7:35:30 am PDT #4970 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Almonds! Or popcorn.


msbelle - Mar 14, 2008 7:39:47 am PDT #4971 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think I can take a walk and get a mini pie - that may help wake me up AND make my afternoon happy.


lisah - Mar 14, 2008 7:40:59 am PDT #4972 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I think I can take a walk and get a mini pie - that may help wake me up AND make my afternoon happy.

Perfect!

oh! I could do that too! At the French bakery around the corner.

I'd really like a shepherd's pie but pie day at the irish pub is Wednesdays usually...unless they've made a special exception for today. I think I'll investigate!


Jesse - Mar 14, 2008 7:44:10 am PDT #4973 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Pies for everyone!


Glamcookie - Mar 14, 2008 7:44:51 am PDT #4974 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

GF hates pie. Isn't that nuts??? She also gagged when she ate Chik-Fil-A. Her tastebuds confuse me.


tommyrot - Mar 14, 2008 7:59:12 am PDT #4975 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Speaking of odd ways to wake up....

Glo pillow design gently wakes the body from slumber

The Glo pillow isn't the first time someone has tried to turn a pillow into an alarm clock, but this method sounds much better than others. The Glo pillow turns on an embedded LED 40 minutes prior to the designated waking time. It will slowly intensify in brightness until it is a full on. It does this to slowly ease the body out of the deep slumber. The slowness of the waking process doesn't shock the body clock into waking up therefore leaving the person extra groggy.


Daisy Jane - Mar 14, 2008 7:59:22 am PDT #4976 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Did we link to this one in the song chart photo pool yesterday? [link]


sarameg - Mar 14, 2008 8:06:25 am PDT #4977 of 10001

Omg, everything that could possibly go wrong is.


msbelle - Mar 14, 2008 8:06:34 am PDT #4978 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I can't figure it out.

re: my previous post about inertia - I am pretty sure I am bagging on the walk and the pie.