I don't like the feeling of being woken up, so I have trained myself to get up on the frst alarm. Only have to go through the alarm ordeal once. Also, once the alarm rings, my husband will gently and lovingly shove me right out of bed, so there's that.
Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Mar 14, 2008 6:40:37 am PDT #4950 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Kat - Mar 14, 2008 6:41:53 am PDT #4951 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I am a total morning person and often wake up well before my alarm (at 5:00 AM). Just not this week.
Stupid daylight savings.
Daisy Jane - Mar 14, 2008 6:42:32 am PDT #4952 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Mr. Jane cannot stand my snooze alarm habit. Of course, I find his snoring unbearable. It's amazing the two of us aren't zombified by now.
Kat - Mar 14, 2008 6:43:25 am PDT #4953 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Sci-Fi boxsets on sale at Amazon today.... including Buffy and Angel at 50% off. [link]
bon bon - Mar 14, 2008 6:44:21 am PDT #4954 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I don't think I read about it here, but there is an alarm clock that donates money to an organization you oppose if you hit the snooze alarm too many times. A friend has it to donate to the Republican party.
DavidS - Mar 14, 2008 6:46:49 am PDT #4955 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In college my roommate Chip and I would set the snooze alarm an hour before we had to get up, and we'd alternate hopping out of bed to hit the snooze button. It couldn't be within arm's length or we'd just turn off the alarm entirely and go back to sleep. But we both loved to be in the drifty dreamy state of falling back asleep.
I was on the top bunk so he got the first two snooze alarms and then we alternated. For an hour.
Tom Scola - Mar 14, 2008 6:48:47 am PDT #4956 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Illegitimate Daughter Denied Jell-O Fortune
There's a "There's always room for Jell-O" joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to figure it out.
lisah - Mar 14, 2008 6:48:56 am PDT #4957 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I don't think I read about it here, but there is an alarm clock that donates money to an organization you oppose if you hit the snooze alarm too many times. A friend has it to donate to the Republican party.
Okay, that might be even more effective than a bunch in the face.
Sue - Mar 14, 2008 6:50:07 am PDT #4958 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Sleep bon is pretty much a craven addict that bargains away exercise, coffee, showering, hair brushing, and being on time for work for more sleep.
This is totally me. But sometimes, Awake Sue will also bargains away things for sleep.
basically sleep is just the extremest example of how I am inertia's bitch. It's so comfortable and easier to just stay in bed.
- see also: in front of tv, at desk at work, online
Or, what msbelle said.
brenda m - Mar 14, 2008 6:57:33 am PDT #4959 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Fucking dog got me up yesterday at 4 am for a walk. So not on. Except that I know when she does that it generally means there's some sort of GI emergency on the horizon, so I've learned not to ignore it.