JZ, my friend T. has a cafepress store with a ton of great theatre designs (she's a former internationally touring stage manager): [link]
Drew wears his "What happens in the booth, stays in the booth" t-shirt all the time.
In terms of non-theatre, there's also a great "I can slay my own dragons, thank you very much" design that also comes in children's sizes.
M Tim*
F Phil*
C Jeff
(*And I'm assuming here that Tim wouldn't mind my continued F-ing of Phil while we were M-ed, what with the being gay and all.)
I could definitely have a marriage of convenience with Tim Gunn.
Oh this reminds me. Next week on The Biggest Loser is makeover week and Tim Gunn is going to be there for the makeovers!
He paid for meals for writers during the strike. Like, you went to the restaurants, showed your WGA card and the meal was free. I would marry him for that alone.
Just because he buys you dinner does not mean you "owe him" sex!!
F: Mike Rowe
C: (tie) Probst and Duff
M: the fab five
(please see above for A. marriage of convenience and B. How fabulous would my apartment/wardrobe/food be?)
Wow, I didn't know Drew Carey was that cool! Good for him.
My mom says that all the time about Ted.ETA: The only good thing about the writer's strike was my discovering "Dirty Jobs".
But, damn, choosing between Laurie and Rowe? Too hard.
That's what she said.
Huh, huh, huh.