Avoiding all the FCM options (eww!) to thank both JZ and lisah for their Shakespeare baby item recs, even though I wasn't the one to ask for them. I've now ordered the "She is fierce" babysuit and the bib for my stepsister's baby, who is about two months old now.

I've only bought her a few books so far, so it's about time for some other stuff, right? Especially since I'll be seeing them next month (they're in Lancaster County).

That's a weird trio.

They are all game show hosts.

FCM: Col. Klink, Sgt. Schultz, Gen. Burkhalter

Ewww. C them all.

FCM: Jeff Probst, Tim Gunn, Phil Keoghan.

FCM: Jeff Probst, Tim Gunn, Phil Keoghan.

This one's hard!

F: Jeff Probst, C: Tim Gunn (although we would be BFF), M: Phil Keoghan

I thought the British pronounced "aluminium" with the extra syllable...

In my experience it's been Americans pronouncing "aluminum" and Brits pronouncing "aluminium." I'd never pronounce "aluminum" with the "i" in the last syllable, because it's not there. I just don't say that word.

FCM: Jeff Probst, Tim Gunn, Phil Keoghan.

I don't know any of these people.

FCM: Jeff Probst, Tim Gunn, Phil Keoghan.

F: Phil Keoghan, M: Tim Gunn (how fabulous would our apartment be!) C: Jeff Probst. I don't even know who Phil Keoghan is (poker?), but I hate Jeff Probst.

I had a dream once about F-ing Drew Carey and ever since then I've found him to be strangely attractive.

He paid for meals for writers during the strike. Like, you went to the restaurants, showed your WGA card and the meal was free. I would marry him for that alone.

FCM: Jeff Probst, Tim Gunn, Phil Keoghan.

F: Phil, C: Probst, M: Tim (the man needs some lovin'!), even though he's gay.

Pity those who don't know the awesomeness of the Phil--I'd jump him for that eyebrow pop alone.

(He's the host of Amazing Race)

I had to look up his last name, I have to admit.