'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Mar 12, 2008 6:56:20 am PDT #4472 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Did anyone see TDS last night? Jon and crew live for this stuff. I nearly woke up the kids laughing at Samantha Bee.

Yes! Could not turn it off and am paying for it today. so tired. and feeling like I'm getting a cold and have no time to rest for the next eleventy billion days. But at least I'm not married to a dude who spent $80,000 on fancy hookers!


Laura - Mar 12, 2008 6:58:51 am PDT #4473 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm usually asleep at that time and watch TDS the next day, but I don't regret staying up for special occasions. Looked like Jon was going to wet his pants.


Jesse - Mar 12, 2008 7:03:59 am PDT #4474 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But at least I'm not married to a dude who spent $80,000 on fancy hookers!

AND, as I learned from the headline on the free newspaper this morning, unsafe sex!!


Jessica - Mar 12, 2008 7:05:08 am PDT #4475 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Meh - I think my office's firewall hates streaming video. (Which is ironic, since I work for a media company, but whatever.)


Laura - Mar 12, 2008 7:06:15 am PDT #4476 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

AND, as I learned from the headline on the free newspaper this morning, unsafe sex!!

The wife really needs to kick his sorry ass to the curb.


Polter-Cow - Mar 12, 2008 7:07:05 am PDT #4477 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

She was at the cashier's at Trader Joe's when I called her; when she hung up, the cashier said, "Sounds like someone had a rotten day." "My friend just got fired," Deb said. And the cashier reached behind her and grabbed one of those 3-pack bricks of dark chocolate and dropped it in Deb's bag, saying, "Give her this. I find chocolate always helps."

Awwwwwww. That's awesome.

I have a similar but unrelated story. I was lamenting to my friend about my computer, how I thought I might have a virus and I might have to reinstall Windows and that would be really stressful because I was afraid I'd forget something or lose something important and all my settings would be different and what if I couldn't find all the programs again and I don't deal with computer issues AT ALL. She consoled me as a good friend should.

Later, she told me that she had taken the call in the presence of a friend, who, when she hung up, asked, "So, your friend got dumped, huh?"


Aims - Mar 12, 2008 7:08:17 am PDT #4478 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I tell you what - if I was ever one of these public wives, I would NOT go to the damn press conferences. I could give a shit what it appears like that I don't go stand by my man. If he was all that worried about it, he'd've kept his weiner in his trousers.

"Your guy here spent $80k on hookers and you're worried what it's gonna look like that his wife isn't there? I'll tell you what it'll look like - it'll look like a guy who cheated on his wife. And she says, "Eff you"."


msbelle - Mar 12, 2008 7:10:02 am PDT #4479 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

am SO in the corner with Aimee.

So, it is done. He's out. SERIOUSLY!!?! $80K!?!?! I hate people.


lisah - Mar 12, 2008 7:13:12 am PDT #4480 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

The wife really needs to kick his sorry ass to the curb.

Seriously! And take him for all he's worth.


Aims - Mar 12, 2008 7:14:15 am PDT #4481 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And re: the $80k.

I understand that these were fancy schmancy hookers, but how did he have TIME to have all that sex??