Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Feb 20, 2008 10:56:29 am PST #434 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

These seem the shriftiest to me, although I couldn't articulate why: [link] (It would be a pain to shorten, though.), [link] [link] This is the one you should run from: [link]


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2008 10:56:59 am PST #435 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Um, am I a bad and shallow person if I find this image kinda hot? [link]

Wow. He really does have Rock Star going on, doesn't he? (I'm still pissed at him for the "periodically when she's feeling down" potshot at Clinton, though.)


Jesse - Feb 20, 2008 10:58:19 am PST #436 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Those long dresses look so weird. They are appropriate for prom and black-tie only. You should be allowed a short dress!

Seriously -- are all the men wearing tuxes?


§ ita § - Feb 20, 2008 10:58:40 am PST #437 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

FWIW my putative MOH can wear whatever she wants.

Good to know.

Maybe I am a cowgirl after all.

Post marked.

I wish I had time to go through the dress pics, but instead I have to go to the meeting from hell which is every day. EVERY DAY. Wait, or do I have to go to the meeting which is cut off by the meeting from hell which is every day?

Either way, I'm about to be late.


shrift - Feb 20, 2008 11:00:53 am PST #438 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Seriously -- are all the men wearing tuxes?

Um, I don't know, but probably.

This is a Midwestern wedding, you guys. The bridal party is formal! I can't be the only one with a cocktail-length skirt or my family will talk about it for YEARS.


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2008 11:02:10 am PST #439 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Seriously -- are all the men wearing tuxes?

Don't all the men in the wedding party usually wear tuxes?

Or maybe, like Shrift said, I'm used to that as a Midwestern Thing. Tuxes, expensive/useless/ugly/Prom-y bridesmaid dresses.


JenP - Feb 20, 2008 11:03:21 am PST #440 of 10001

Maybe I am a cowgirl after all.

Things you never thought you'd see in this lifetime.


Jesse - Feb 20, 2008 11:03:33 am PST #441 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Don't all the men in the wedding party usually wear tuxes?

I've been to several weddings where the bride and groom were the only people actually in formal wear. Then the groomsmen wear suits and the bridesmaids don't necessarily wear gowns.


lisah - Feb 20, 2008 11:04:02 am PST #442 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

if I knew these people, I'd be all LEGS LEGS LEGS it's going to be AUGUST are you people CRAZAZY?

wait...you don't know the people whose wedding you will be wearing this dress in???

Or the coalition of bridesmaids not you picked the color/length and you don't know them?


Dana - Feb 20, 2008 11:04:58 am PST #443 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

She doesn't know all the bridesmaids. I assume most of them are the bride's friends/relatives.