Oh, man, I got distracted by something...shiny? Stupid? Not work?
A free-range refridgerator, perhaps?
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 11, 2008 8:15:00 am PDT #4242 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Miracleman - Mar 11, 2008 8:16:11 am PDT #4243 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Oh, man, I got distracted by something...shiny? Stupid? Not work?
A free-range refridgerator, perhaps?
I just got this strange image of a floating fridge with lights all over it and a plunger looking thing on the front...
"Re-frig-er-ate...the...Doc-tor..."
Ailleann - Mar 11, 2008 8:21:36 am PDT #4244 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
REFRIGERATE!!
Emily - Mar 11, 2008 8:23:38 am PDT #4245 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
But it never hurt and didn't damage anything! (I have a small scar on my eyelid. only noticeable to me.)
Eh, it's okay. I don't wear contacts anyway, because apparently they were cutting off the oxygen to my eye and causing blood vessels to head for my pupil (probably not whitefont-needy, but what the heck). Did you maybe think you'd taken it out one day, but really you were just accidentally miming contact-taking-out?
msbelle - Mar 11, 2008 8:25:45 am PDT #4246 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
shrift's office people need to learn to leave signs for when they move things. that is just bad move management.
shrift - Mar 11, 2008 8:26:46 am PDT #4247 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm beginning to think that the great refrigerator migration is actually some kind of social experiment.
Dear Customer,
Please refrain from expressing your confusion with excessive question marks. Typing "???????????????????" in your e-mail makes me think that there isn't much activity under your brainpan.
cheers,
shrift
Ginger - Mar 11, 2008 8:38:33 am PDT #4248 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Happy birthday, Tom! May may you soon find an article online about giant robot squid attempting to destroy the earth, but who are foiled by a brave hacker and his hairless cat.
Jessica - Mar 11, 2008 8:42:23 am PDT #4249 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
OMFG.
It's National Stupid Day. That's the only explanation for my workday so far.
Dear Universe,
Just because I took yesterday off to stay home with my sick kid does NOT mean I wanted today to be a Monday! Fix it!
No love, Me.
aurelia - Mar 11, 2008 8:46:00 am PDT #4250 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Happy Birthday, tommyrot!
I slept for 10 hours and I still feel like hell. I don't know how I'm going to muster the energy to shower and get to work much less do stuff on ladders once I get there.
Gudanov - Mar 11, 2008 8:46:48 am PDT #4251 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I'm beginning to think that the great refrigerator migration is actually some kind of social experiment.
Maybe, but if new refrigerators start appearing and an equal number of people start disappearing, I think you should consider a new job.