I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Mar 11, 2008 8:26:46 am PDT #4247 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm beginning to think that the great refrigerator migration is actually some kind of social experiment.

Dear Customer,

Please refrain from expressing your confusion with excessive question marks. Typing "???????????????????" in your e-mail makes me think that there isn't much activity under your brainpan.

cheers,
shrift


Ginger - Mar 11, 2008 8:38:33 am PDT #4248 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Happy birthday, Tom! May may you soon find an article online about giant robot squid attempting to destroy the earth, but who are foiled by a brave hacker and his hairless cat.


Jessica - Mar 11, 2008 8:42:23 am PDT #4249 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OMFG.

It's National Stupid Day. That's the only explanation for my workday so far.

Dear Universe,

Just because I took yesterday off to stay home with my sick kid does NOT mean I wanted today to be a Monday! Fix it!

No love, Me.


aurelia - Mar 11, 2008 8:46:00 am PDT #4250 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Happy Birthday, tommyrot!

I slept for 10 hours and I still feel like hell. I don't know how I'm going to muster the energy to shower and get to work much less do stuff on ladders once I get there.


Gudanov - Mar 11, 2008 8:46:48 am PDT #4251 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm beginning to think that the great refrigerator migration is actually some kind of social experiment.

Maybe, but if new refrigerators start appearing and an equal number of people start disappearing, I think you should consider a new job.


§ ita § - Mar 11, 2008 8:48:15 am PDT #4252 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, tommy!

Ugh, gud! Hope you're well recovered now.

I got hit by half an hour of something very terrible yesterday, which gave me horrifying stomach pains and left me weak-kneed, gasping for breath, and dripping through my clothes with cold sweat.

And then done. I was exhausted and napped from 6pm to about 9, but that was it. Doesn't seem to have been the precursor to anything. Or even a main event.

She looks like her own Spitting Image.


Dana - Mar 11, 2008 8:50:14 am PDT #4253 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I thought that picture of Iggy Pop was Anthony what'shisface from Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Augh.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 11, 2008 8:51:31 am PDT #4254 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm beginning to think that the great refrigerator migration is actually some kind of social experiment.

"Riley: We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Refrigerators that think."
Buffy: "World domination? Is that a good?"
Riley: "Buffy, we're the government. It's what we do."


beth b - Mar 11, 2008 9:14:31 am PDT #4255 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday tommyrot!


tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 9:14:48 am PDT #4256 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One advantage of only playing five-star songs - I never have to think, "This song is awesome! I'd better be sure it has five stars, because if it doesn't, it should."