Happy Birthday Tom!
I've had a busy last week and a half. I had stomach flu last weekend and finally recovered on Monday. Wendsday night I woke up and my heart was beating abnormally and at around 180 beats a minute. Atrial Fibrillation as it turns out. Anyhow I went to the ER where they were able to get things under control and spent a good part of the day in ICU at our local hospital. Yesterday I saw my doctor about it and, after looking over my hospital report, declared them idiots and changed my medication.
I'm hoping things calm down health-wise.
Put down the Haterade, woman!
She does seem kinda bitter in that article.
ugh Gud. hope you feel better and have a calm week.
I am strving, but don't feel like I can go to lunch until I hear frommy boss on something. Unfortunately the meeting he is supposed to be out of is running late.
also? no idea what I want for lunch.
I'm feeling like i'm coming down with something, so it's won ton soup and spicy halal veggies for me. Yum. Possibly a samosa.
I went to get my lunch out of the refrigerator. It wasn't there. I stared. Shuffled some containers around. Still not there. I headed back to my desk to post on the internets that someone had stolen my fucking lunch. I put the Diet Coke on my desk and went back to look again, because seriously, what the shit?
I looked in the refrigerator. Still no lunch. When I closed the door, I realized, wait a second. This wasn't the refrigerator I put my lunch in earlier today; the door was different. It was in the
exact same spot
as the refrigerator I put my lunch in, but that refrigerator was gone.
I headed back to my desk to post on the internets that my fucking lunch had disappeared. Stumbled over the refrigerator which had my lunch, which was hidden in a corner behind many filing cabinets.
I now have my lunch and am wondering if they make tupperware with tracking devices.
Stumbled over the refrigerator which had my lunch, which was hidden in a corner behind many filing cabinets.
...
Are you sure you didn't actually switch over to a parallel universe? I saw this episode of Star Trek. It had Worf and a birthday party.
So for shell games, your office uses refrigerators?
Is Skynet building refrigerators now?
Are you sure you didn't actually switch over to a parallel universe? I saw this episode of Star Trek. It had Worf and a birthday party.
The thought had entered my mind. I am pretty out of it, dude. Last night, I had my contact lens case in my hand, and then a second later I didn't, and I had no idea what I'd done with it.
What happened is that someone moved the refrigerator out of the copy room to make room for a new copier, and put it in the space where the filing room refrigerator had been, then moved the filing room refrigerator and microwave to a completely different location. And seriously, I have got enough problems without them making me think that I have finally
lost my mind.
Happy birthday, Tom! I hope it's filled with classic cars, five star songs and naked cats.
Gud! Take care of your heart, dammit.
