I'm feeling like i'm coming down with something, so it's won ton soup and spicy halal veggies for me. Yum. Possibly a samosa.
Angel: Lorne, you're— Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie? Angel: I was gonna say a guy with good contacts…
'Shells'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Mar 11, 2008 7:17:09 am PDT #4211 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
shrift - Mar 11, 2008 7:19:03 am PDT #4212 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I went to get my lunch out of the refrigerator. It wasn't there. I stared. Shuffled some containers around. Still not there. I headed back to my desk to post on the internets that someone had stolen my fucking lunch. I put the Diet Coke on my desk and went back to look again, because seriously, what the shit?
I looked in the refrigerator. Still no lunch. When I closed the door, I realized, wait a second. This wasn't the refrigerator I put my lunch in earlier today; the door was different. It was in the exact same spot as the refrigerator I put my lunch in, but that refrigerator was gone.
I headed back to my desk to post on the internets that my fucking lunch had disappeared. Stumbled over the refrigerator which had my lunch, which was hidden in a corner behind many filing cabinets.
I now have my lunch and am wondering if they make tupperware with tracking devices.
Dana - Mar 11, 2008 7:23:59 am PDT #4213 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Stumbled over the refrigerator which had my lunch, which was hidden in a corner behind many filing cabinets.
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Are you sure you didn't actually switch over to a parallel universe? I saw this episode of Star Trek. It had Worf and a birthday party.
sarameg - Mar 11, 2008 7:25:14 am PDT #4214 of 10001
So for shell games, your office uses refrigerators?
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 7:26:36 am PDT #4215 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is Skynet building refrigerators now?
shrift - Mar 11, 2008 7:31:34 am PDT #4216 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Are you sure you didn't actually switch over to a parallel universe? I saw this episode of Star Trek. It had Worf and a birthday party.
The thought had entered my mind. I am pretty out of it, dude. Last night, I had my contact lens case in my hand, and then a second later I didn't, and I had no idea what I'd done with it.
What happened is that someone moved the refrigerator out of the copy room to make room for a new copier, and put it in the space where the filing room refrigerator had been, then moved the filing room refrigerator and microwave to a completely different location. And seriously, I have got enough problems without them making me think that I have finally lost my mind.
DavidS - Mar 11, 2008 7:35:22 am PDT #4217 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Happy birthday, Tom! I hope it's filled with classic cars, five star songs and naked cats.
Gud! Take care of your heart, dammit.
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 7:36:11 am PDT #4218 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone tell me what I was thinking on 12/27/07 when I specified that qfltCStblChangeTypeTMP.Type could not be Null....
Gudanov - Mar 11, 2008 7:37:11 am PDT #4219 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
What happened is that someone moved the refrigerator out of the copy room to make room for a new copier, and put it in the space where the filing room refrigerator had been, then moved the filing room refrigerator and microwave to a completely different location.
Obviously they are plotting against you.
Miracleman - Mar 11, 2008 7:40:04 am PDT #4220 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
qfltCStblChangeTypeTMP.Type could not be Null....
Obviously it means Quaffle to C.S. Lewis' table the script for ChangeType: The Motion Picture. Type it up neatly. Do not ignore this, it's important (could not be Null).
How, precisely, you Quaffle a script to somebody's table I'm not clear on. Sounds Australian to me.