It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Feb 20, 2008 9:42:39 am PST #386 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

One day I'll be actual friends with people again.

Scheduling and lack of energy never means we aren't friends. FWIW.

I'm typing in 6-word autobiographies. And some are fantastic and some are typical seventh grade work. today's favorite is

Happy life, but still in therapy.


Aims - Feb 20, 2008 9:45:43 am PST #387 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Happy Birthday Jon!!


lisah - Feb 20, 2008 9:51:08 am PST #388 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Happy life, but still in therapy.

that is awesome!!!


-t - Feb 20, 2008 10:08:18 am PST #389 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy birthday, Jon!

My shoulder's are measuring up at 6.5" and I still can't keep a purse strap on 'em.


brenda m - Feb 20, 2008 10:12:22 am PST #390 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Neck to shoulder: One Sharpie highlighter plus one additional cap. Just under six inches I think.


shrift - Feb 20, 2008 10:20:20 am PST #391 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have to pick out my own bridesmaids dress. Floor-length and must come in the color marine. If you're going to mock my pain, you might as well be helpful: [link]


JenP - Feb 20, 2008 10:20:53 am PST #392 of 10001

Happy Birthday, Jon!

Do we measure our shoulders from the middle of the back or from the neck curve? Got to get it right...


Nora Deirdre - Feb 20, 2008 10:23:05 am PST #393 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

shrift, I like this and this


juliana - Feb 20, 2008 10:23:08 am PST #394 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

shrift, I don't know what your body type is, but I think these two might work: [link] or [link]


Sophia Brooks - Feb 20, 2008 10:23:52 am PST #395 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

JenP- What I was talking about is from the neck curve to the ball of the shoulder, or pretty much the shoulder seam of your shirt if it is close fitting.